UnderMybrella: <Begin Day 3>
UnderMybrella: "Gooood morning everyone. It's now 7 am, and whatever. Just get your asses out of bed, class is on!"
SemiSleepyGravity: If we don't?
Ace3000: _Chihiro gets up, gets prepared, and strides out to the cafeteria_
Mina: <neko will probs drag you out or something>
SemiSleepyGravity: <ayyy Vin isn't online atm>
UnderMybrella: *Monokuma appears back on the monitors*
"Since the Ultimate Ass wants to talk back, anyone *not* active has a much higher chance of being moidered!
UnderMybrella: *Monokuma appears back on the monitors*
"Since the Ultimate Ass wants to talk back, anyone *not* active has a much higher chance of being moidered!"
Mina: <where did jigs go>
Ace3000: _The only one at the cafeteria at the moment, Chihiro makes some coffee... wait, is that poisoned too?!_
Ace3000: _The only one at the cafeteria at the moment, Chihiro makes some coffee... wait, is that poisoned too?_
doubleohjohn: *Mondo stumbles in, sore from all sorts of activity*
Triptych: ...Are you okay, Oowada?
SemiSleepyGravity: *insertert Lenny face*
Mina: <wtf is that>
SemiSleepyGravity: <autism>
Mina: *After much deliberation, Celeste strolls into the cafeteria. She raises an eyebrow at those who are present.*
Mina: Ah, so it is just the both of you for this morning so far.
Ace3000: Morning Celeste!
SemiSleepyGravity: <day three I have created a fox hole in my room with the follow items a pineapple, a spoon and the knife maizono dropped>
Mina: And to you, Fujisaki.
SemiSleepyGravity: Am I out of neko's room?
Mina: Not going to drink your usual coffee?
doubleohjohn: I'm just tired Peko.
UnderMybrella: <No>
Mina: <also @chrome stop lagging jfc>
SemiSleepyGravity: <Am I out of neko's room?>
Mina: <is he ever gonna get out>
SemiSleepyGravity: <can I walk out?[
Ace3000: I was thinking about it, since I wasn't sure if it was poisoned or not, but I decided on it, I need to have _something_
D00zy1301: *Junko gets out of bed, more energetic than usual, then does her usual stuff, wandering out to the dining room*
SemiSleepyGravity: <isn't DES junko?>
Ace3000: <des is chiaki>
UnderMybrella: <He's tied up remember>
<With chains ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>
SemiSleepyGravity: <👌 Roger that b0ss>
Mina: Hmm, I see. I suppose I will have my usual breakfast, regardless.
Mina: <kinky>
Ace3000: Oh, also, I need to speak with everyone about something regarding what happened before our last class, I've been thinking about it all week, and I feel I need to tell you all about it
SemiSleepyGravity: <can I roll to get out?>
UnderMybrella: <No>
UnderMybrella: <They're... special chains ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>
Mina: Something?
UnderMybrella: <Yeah, y'know, Hiyoko's murder>
Mina: <monokuma-brand chains>
Ace3000: I will explain once everyone's here
doubleohjohn: Fuck these guys are taking too long.
Mina: Indeed. It does contridict their usual behavior
SemiSleepyGravity: <so all my efforts to get a signal here is futile?>
Mina: <yep>
Mina: <stranded forever>
Ace3000: <rip semi>
doubleohjohn: I'm going to wake these assholes up.
SemiSleepyGravity: <tfw u get RP cucked>
UnderMybrella: <that's my job lately apparently>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo leaves grumpily, stomping towards the dorms*
SemiSleepyGravity: Hey mondo? Dat u? Get me out
SemiSleepyGravity: Pls
SemiSleepyGravity: ;-;
Mina: <i can imagine him banging his head against the wall>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo checks Nekomaru's door*
doubleohjohn: <is it locked>
Mina: <but wait, the rooms are soundproof, and the door's probs locked>
Mina: <then again, the door has a crack at the bottom>
doubleohjohn: < UnderMybrella >
SemiSleepyGravity: <ishi is insane can't we bend *some* rules?>
Ace3000: <you can bend my rule lmao>
UnderMybrella: <All doors are locked>
<Roll for breakdown>
Mina: <it's whether u want to live>
SemiSleepyGravity: Mondo pls
UnderMybrella: <1d20+strength>
SemiSleepyGravity: Neko isn't moving
SemiSleepyGravity: His shlong is showing
SemiSleepyGravity: This is enough of a punishment
Mina: <oh man>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo attempts to break down the door*
Mina: <drama in the dorms while we just hang in the cafeteria>
doubleohjohn: -dnd roll 1d20+strength
Despair Miku: doubleohjohn rolled 1 d20+3 and rolled 8.
UnderMybrella: <RIP>
Ace3000: <gg>
SemiSleepyGravity: ;-;
Mina: <mondo has been defeated by a door, more news at 11>
doubleohjohn: Fuck! I'm too exhausted for this shit.
UnderMybrella: You attempt to barge down the door, but only succeed in lightly bruising your shoulder doubleohjohn
SemiSleepyGravity: Can we have the morning meeting in front of neko's dorm?
Ace3000: <I'm losing my shit at your comment Mina ahahahaha>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo storms to the cafeteria in a rage*
doubleohjohn: *he sits down and fumes*
Ace3000: A-anyway, is this all the people we have? I wanna make my comment before you-know-who shows up
doubleohjohn: <gtg for now>
SemiSleepyGravity: Bye
Mina: And what is it you want to say?
SemiSleepyGravity: <bye>
doubleohjohn: <ill be chexkin back every now and then and ill be back in an hourish>
UnderMybrella: <baibai>
<defeated by a door once more>
Mina: <so much for the ultimate biker>
SemiSleepyGravity: <shots fired>
Ace3000: Last week, as I'm sure you know, there was a little altercation between Neko, Monokuma, someone else and me
Mina: <i don't remember this>
SemiSleepyGravity: Guys I can barely hear u
SemiSleepyGravity: And I don't rember any of that happening
Mina: You understand that it's best to keep our voices down, yes?
Ace3000: I have been thinking about it all week, and... I figured I needed to become stronger
UnderMybrella: <WHAT WAS THAT>
Mina: Stronger...you say?
Mina: For what reason do you wish to do so?
SemiSleepyGravity: Kuma pls open this door
Mina: <ehh?>
Ace3000: Well, the first step to me becoming stronger... is telling you all... my secret.
Mina: Secret?
Ace3000: I... I....
Ace3000: I'm actually a guy
UnderMybrella: <ACE IS A CRT MONITOR>
Mina: <OH CRAP>
Ace3000: <I'm a CRT master thank you very much>
Mina: <MY FAV IS A MACHINE>
UnderMybrella: <ACE THROW YOURSELF>
<ROLE FOR HIT CHANCE THEN ROLL FOR SURVIVAL>
Mina: < NOT LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED>
SemiSleepyGravity: Chihiro I can hear somthing about stronger
SemiSleepyGravity: Are you gonna start drinking stronger coffee?
Mina: A...male you say...interesting...
Ace3000: I have an inferiority complex, you see
Mina: I don't see how this factors into your crossdre--oh.
Mina: <dammit too slow>
Ace3000: People just told me to man up, but it wasn't that simple
Ace3000: So I hid
SemiSleepyGravity: I suggest French coffe
Ace3000: as a girl
Mina: <taka pls>
SemiSleepyGravity: Maybe that's a good place to start
Mina: I see...
Ace3000: I'm going to change that, starting today
SemiSleepyGravity: <no>
Mina: <yes>
SemiSleepyGravity: <pls>
Ace3000: Well, actually, I started a couple days ago
Mina: <i'll throw my breakfast at u>
Ace3000: I started weightlifting
SemiSleepyGravity: <throw it thru the door>
Ace3000: using some old CRT monitors I found
SemiSleepyGravity: Wait guys
SemiSleepyGravity: I think I foundthe key
SemiSleepyGravity: Guys
SemiSleepyGravity: I have good news
Mina: <yeah, throw an entire fucking baguette under the door>
SemiSleepyGravity: And bad news
UnderMybrella: <COMP ASS YOU ARE TIED UP>
Ace3000: Those things are really heavy, so I figured I could use those
Mina: <HE USED HIS TEETH>
SemiSleepyGravity: <they key is not neko's dick>
Mina: But why did you even have those monitors to begin with?
Ace3000: I don't know
Ace3000: I just found them
Mina: Where?
Ace3000: In the AV room, they were sitting there unplugged
Ace3000: I think they were about to be thrown out because they were replaced with LCD monitors
Mina: Yes, that would make sense. And the fact that you managed to carry them into your room unnoticed...is rather impressive, I suppose
Ace3000: <is that good enough UnderMybrella?>
SemiSleepyGravity: Chihiro
Ace3000: <I'm just making bullshit as I go along, hope it's not affecting your plans or anything lol>
Ace3000: Y-yeah?
SemiSleepyGravity: CRT TVs explode if you puncture their screens
SemiSleepyGravity: So be careful
UnderMybrella: <Yeah that works>
Ace3000: Oh, I know
SemiSleepyGravity: The tubes are pressurised
UnderMybrella: <Just ask me next time, didn't have them there before but it's not a massive issue>
Mina: I think Fujisaki spends more time with those machines than you Ishimaru...
Ace3000: <alrighty, I'll ask next time, sorry about that>
Mina: Ergo, he would be more knowledgable about this...
Ace3000: Y-yeah, that's true
Ace3000: My dad had an old computer I messed about with
UnderMybrella: <np>
Ace3000: that used a CRT monitor
Ace3000: I learned a lot with that computer
SemiSleepyGravity: The nvidia Titan is a scam
Ace3000: how the hardware works
Ace3000: how to code
Ace3000: lots of things!
UnderMybrella: <how to break my heart </3>
SemiSleepyGravity: < VinVin pls untie me>
Mina: <i was gonna say ' i dont really get it but thats p chill' but then that sounds more aoi>
Ace3000: <yeah, that does sound like Aoi>
Mina: <inb4 celeste is secretly aoi>
SemiSleepyGravity: <the more plot twists the better>
Mina: <but we already have a aoi>
Mina: I see...that is impressive, I must admit.
SemiSleepyGravity: <aoi secret twin>
Mina: But back to the topic on-hand. Are you planning to continue training in the gym then?
Mina: Surely only training one set of muscles would not benefit you well.
Ace3000: The reason why I wanted to speak up before Monokuma came up was just in case he came up with some other motive that had something to do with secrets. I dunno, it seemed like something he would do
Ace3000: Yeah, I'll also be training in the gym
Mina: With the other men, I assume?
Ace3000: Yeah, that's another reason why I had to reveal my secret
SemiSleepyGravity: Can someone slip me a peice of bread?
Mina: <i changed my mind im not throwing my breakfast at you anymore>
Ace3000: <oh shit wait I was about to mention the changing rooms but that's floor 2 we don't have access to that shit yet>
Mina: <i actually do wanna eat a baguette tho lol>
Ace3000: <still though, it fits>
Mina: < also the gym is also not accessable?>
Mina: <???>
Ace3000: <we have access to the gym>
Mina: <oh>
Ace3000: <since that's on the 1st floor>
SemiSleepyGravity: <I'll be going now guys>
UnderMybrella: <baibai>
Mina: <take care!>
Ace3000: <oh look ish passed out>
Mina: Hm...no sound from Nekomaru's room. I suppose he gave up for now?
Ace3000: P-probably
Ace3000: I hope he's not.... uuuuuugghhhhh
Mina: Hm?
D00zy1301: S-So, guys, what are we gonna do about the food...? I mean, didn't that stinking bear say we had till today to live?
Ace3000: I... I just hope.... he didn't.... you know.... die.
UnderMybrella: -highlight
Ace3000: <whaaa-?>
Ace3000: <what was that all about>
UnderMybrella: <new miku feature>
Mina: < i don't recall the 'one day to live' bit>
Ace3000: <aight>
Mina: <but i get to live a little longer than u guys>
Mina: I would...hope not, actually.
D00zy1301: <didn't brella say we had till Sat to live?>
Mina: <most of us aint here though>
Ace3000: _finally satisfied with getting the huge secret off his chest, Chihiro goes and finishes preparing his coffee, starting to chug it down like that certain prosecutor we all know and love_
D00zy1301: <true. brella, what's gonna happen with that?>
UnderMybrella: <Well, I'd like to start killing people off, but that'd be a bit unfair>
D00zy1301: <ah okay>
Jiggles: <i am here what did i miss>
UnderMybrella: <chains>
Mina: <mondo being defeated by a door>
Jiggles: tragic
Mina: <ishimaru literally dying>
Mina: <and chihiro with the secret spill>
Jiggles: <ok that will make things easier>
UnderMybrella: <WELCOME TO LUCKY VILL>
Toko13: <How do I do this?>
UnderMybrella: <This is OOC>
<You're in your room, haven't met anyone>
<Also run -dnd gen in any of the chats>
Mina: <you're gonna get rekted by a monitor>
Ace3000: <Don't have it on me atm
Ace3000: <Don't have it on me atm>
Jiggles: *Sayaka goes to wherever everyone is*
Mina: <monitor at 12oclock high>
Mina: <fire at will>
Jiggles: Good morning everybody sorry I'm late I overslept by a long time
Jiggles: Did I miss some earth shattering revelation?
Ace3000: <even then bullshit luck will avoid it and murdalise me>
Jiggles: My intuition tells me I did
Mina: Indeed you have.
Ace3000: Y...yeah
Mina: I would hope you aren't lying about oversleeping, though...
Jiggles: I am not a perpetual liar unlike some people here
Toko13: Why, hello everyone! I hope you are feeling ready for another beautiful day!
Ace3000: Uh... uhhhh.... hi.
Toko13: Hello, how are you this morning, Miss Programmer! *Smiles*
D00zy1301: Ohh, who's this? A new student?
Mina: <i need a fuckin burn heal>
Ace3000: <yeah>
Ace3000: <god damn>
Jiggles: <sayaka x celes burn buddies>
Mina: <i cant beat jigs in burn battles tho>
Toko13: Why yes! My name is Nagito Komeada, and I am the Ultimate Lucky Student!
Mina: <otp>
Mina: Lucky, huh...interesting
D00zy1301: Wait, Ultimate Lucky Student? I thought that was Makoto's role?
Toko13: Well, let's just say we share a role.
Mina: Are there rules on only having one Ultimate < talent> at a time?
TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki walks into whereever the fuck everyone is*
Goooooood morning, everyone!
Mina: Also, Naegi is not here either.
Ace3000: O-oh, more people who are late
Mina: <tbh we're all in front of neko's dorm tbh>
UnderMybrella: <MAKOTO IS HERE WELCOME TO LUCKY FIESTA>
Ace3000: and probably don't know
Ace3000: oooooohhhhhh
Toko13: At Hope's Peak, each class has a Lucky Student that is determined by a random drawing.
D00zy1301: Oooh, that makes sense.
So who's luckier?
Toko13: Well, it's obviously not me. I'm just an average student compared to you guys. You're full of the biggest hopes, i've ever seen!
Toko13: **Twirly  Eyes**
Mina: But it is only a single drawing per year, yes?
Jiggles: Maybe we are of different cohorts?
Des "Chris" Penguin: How can this school have more than two lucky students?
Jiggles: Nekomaru for one does not look our age
Des "Chris" Penguin: It's really confusing
Mina: That seems to be the only possible reason
Mina: But I suppose it doens't matter now.
Toko13: It's totally possible!
Mina: But I suppose it doesn't matter now.
Toko13: I welcome competition!
Jiggles: Ooh you and Makoto should flips some coins and see who wins that'll be fun!
Toko13: Oh, it'd probably wouldn't be me....
TacoTheTaco: Welcome aboard, new guy! I can't beleive it's been so long until you left your room!
Toko13: I had to moisturize my hair! Seriously!
Toko13: These dirty locks don't look this way naturally
UnderMybrella: -highlight 2
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("I had to moisturize my hair! Seriously!" - Toko13)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
UnderMybrella: -highlight_confirm
Jiggles: <fancy>
UnderMybrella: <very>
VinVin: I apologize for being late, everyone! I got stuck in a doorframe!
Toko13: <I know right>
Mina: ...How...
VinVin: <have u seen these muscles celes>
Ace3000: _quietly, Chihiro muttered "more latecomers? maybe I should have waited before revealing.... that"_
D00zy1301: So, uh, mind untying Taka then Neko? He, uh, seemed to be struggling...
Mina: <at least some know>
Toko13: OOOoooh, why is this man tied up? He seems just as much a hope as all of you guys!
Mina: Really? He seemed pretty limped the last I heard.
VinVin: Are you sure that's the best idea?
Ace3000: <true, but it is hard on Chihiro to repeat what was said>
TacoTheTaco: Hm? Reveal? How much did Ibuki miss?
Mina: ...Things transpired yesterday. I don't know if we want to elaborate.
Ace3000: Huh?! Y-you heard me?!
VinVin: The pineapples harmed his brain, so to speak!
TacoTheTaco: Ibuki has super good hearing!
Ace3000: Huh?! Y-you heard me, Ibuki?!
Toko13: <so do I give up my role when gundham shows up?>
Mina: Fujisaki? Do you wish to tell them now? Most of them are here, anyway.
VinVin: <kill komaeda first>
Ace3000: Oh, well I guess the Ultimate Musician would have good hearing
Mina: And waiting for all of them seems a little unlikely now.
Jiggles: Speaking of pineapples are any of us... worried?
UnderMybrella: "Did somebody say Pineapples and harm?!"
<And idk, you can both be Nagito>
<Two Nagitos>
<And try it Vince>
Ace3000: Y-yeah, I'll tell them now
Ace3000: F... For those of you who were away and just came in, I... I just revealed that I'm a guy. I had an inferiority complex which I hid behind by dressing as a girl. I-I hope you don't think of me as being weird... but I want to change! I want to be strong!
Toko13: No, of course not! it just makes your hope shine brighter!
Jiggles: Oh my. I can't say I saw that coming! How very brave of you Chihiro!
VinVin: ...You wish to be strong, eh?
UnderMybrella: "As strong as Monokuma Chihiro?"
VinVin: Very well, Chihiro!
TacoTheTaco: It's a-okay, Chihiro! I think it's really brave of you!
VinVin: From this day forth, I'll build you into a body worthy of a top kickboxer!
Toko13: OoOoooooh, Can I watch this hopeful transformation?!?!
VinVin: <you're going to ruin her! you're going to ruin chihiro-tan!>
Jiggles: I... can't imagine that to be honest
Jiggles: Anyway are you comfortable with what you're wearing then?
TacoTheTaco: <JOIN GAME CHAT FOR COFFEE MUSIC>
Ace3000: U-um... thanks guys, I'm glad you're all so understanding
UnderMybrella: <COFFEE AND CHILL>
VinVin: <i dont like listening to shitty aa music sorry>
Ace3000: I... may change after breakfast, yeah
UnderMybrella: <Also discussing how to get Makoto and Nagito fight>
<BUT ALSO COFFEE>
Ace3000: <JAZZ AIN'T SHIT>
Mina: <I like how celeste just did not care>
UnderMybrella: <KILL NEKOMARU 2k37>
VinVin: Besides, as long as you've got a thick layer of muscles, you won't die so easily no matter the situation!
VinVin: Now, if only we had *edible* food...
UnderMybrella: "Well you know the solution to that, don't you Nekomaru?"
VinVin: <brella do u rlly want my salt>
Toko13: So, now should we start breakfast! I've just been dying to talk with each you!
UnderMybrella: <mebbe>
VinVin: <and thus dnd only got one chapter title card>
VinVin: ...
VinVin: It pains me to say it, but we should avoid most foods...
TacoTheTaco: Food and introductions come first! Ibuki'll make breakfast for everyone again!
D00zy1301: T-That's true for now...
VinVin: I think we can only really rely on dry things.
Ace3000: I had coffee, I don't know if that was poisoned or not
Toko13: Why is that? I'd love to have some of that pineapple over there?
Mina: I had breakfast as well...
Ace3000: NO
TacoTheTaco: NOT THE PINEAPPLES
VinVin: DON'T TOUCH THE DAMN PINEAPPLE!
Mina: I don't think you sh--ah
VinVin: THOSE ARE OUR LIFELINES!
Jiggles: *Sayaka faints after being triggered by pineapples*
UnderMybrella: -highlight
Ace3000: what?
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("*Sayaka faints after being triggered by pineapples*" - Jiggles)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
Toko13: But it loooooooks soooo goood!
Mina: And idol girl's down.
Ace3000: NO
Ace3000: The Pineapples are poisoned
Ace3000: DO
Ace3000: NOT
Ace3000: TOUCH
Ace3000: THEM
D00zy1301: Listen to them, new kid. That psycho bear poisoned the pineapples!
Mina: <famous idol is triggered by pineapples, stay tuned for more news at 11>
Toko13: Oh, really, I don't think it should be *that* big of a problem
UnderMybrella: -highlight 2
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("<famous idol is triggered by pineapples, stay tuned for more news at 11>" - Mina)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
VinVin: Sayaka!?
Ace3000: _lol chihiro yelling so unexpected_
UnderMybrella: -highlight_confirm
VinVin: *Nekomaru attempts CPR.*
Mina: Is she breathing?
Toko13: Oh, she'll be fine! Hope always survives!
VinVin: Faint, but yes.
VinVin: This is the result of a poor diet...!
Toko13: But, that's why we should be eating!
Mina: ...I'm sure she ate more variety than just pineapples though.
Mina: But then again, Komaeda is right/
Ace3000: By all means, Nagito, eat
Ace3000: but not the pineapples
Mina: But then again, Komaeda is right, the rest of you haven't eaten.
Jiggles: *sayaka gets up, visibly shaken by the ordeal*
Ace3000: unless you want to die
Toko13: <What's available>
Ace3000: from radiation
TacoTheTaco: <bagels>
Ace3000: <roll>
Mina: <TWO BAGELS>
Ace3000: <roll dice get food?
Jiggles: Oh I apologize for that.. Just hearing the word pineapples made me recall the events of the past few days
Ace3000: <roll dice get food>
Jiggles: It was too much for me
Toko13: -dnd gen
VinVin: Such as when you dropped a knife down the drain?
Toko13: for food
Mina: And the event of you dropping a knife down the drain. Science will never be able to explain that.
VinVin: Have the toilets been clogged yet?
UnderMybrella: <rolling is -dnd roll 1d20>
Jiggles: That was merely an accident Nekomaru. And no, my toilet is not clogged.
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20 for food,
VinVin: <ur the real accident here sayaka>
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+(sides/4) and rolled 17.
Mina: <sayaka maizono responsible for clogged toilets, stay tuned for more news at 11>
UnderMybrella: -highlight
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("<sayaka maizono responsible for clogged toilets, stay tuned for more news at 11>" - Mina)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
Ace3000: HAHAHAHAHA
UnderMybrella: -highlight_confirm
Toko13: oh, yes, I love bagels
Ace3000: <HAHAHAHAHA>
VinVin: <urgent update nekomaru nidai revealed to have framed sayaka maizono for the clogged toilet incident, now fleeing to america>
TacoTheTaco: Bagels, truely the most hopeful of foods~
UnderMybrella: Nagito picks out a stale bagel from the pile, which is NOT POISONED. STAY TUNED FOR MORE AT 11
Ace3000: <fuckass>
VinVin: <knives found in drains all over the country, occultists in a panic>
Toko13: Agreeed! Hopeful bagels are the best
Mina: <DANGARONPA SHITPOST NEWS>
Toko13: <WHERE IS MY APPLE JUICE, STORY AT 5>
VinVin: <if the bagel isn't poisoned it has to taste like shit>
Mina: <YOUR APPLE JUICE IS FUCKIN' DEAD, MORE NEWS AT 11>
Ace3000: <but it's not poisoned>
VinVin: <then it has to taste like shit>
Ace3000: <bullshitluckhole gets to live>
Toko13: MMMMMmmmm, why isn't anyone else eating this bagel is simply divine
Jiggles: Perhaps we should try and see if we can get some edible food
VinVin: <komaeda then dies for no reason>
Mina: Fujisaki and I have already eaten, but the rest can help yourselves.
Toko13: <But then is not dead because readsons>
Mina: <i can't believe komaeda's fucking dead--oh wait he's not, more news at 11>
UnderMybrella: -highlight
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("<i can't believe komaeda's fucking dead--oh wait he's not, more news at 11>" - Mina)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
UnderMybrella: -highlight_confirm
VinVin: <komaeda isnt actually dead but his anime cancer has gotten worse>
Mina: <komaeda diagnosed with white anime boy syndrome, more news at 11>
Toko13: *starts licking bagels* OH YES!!!
Jiggles: Sayaka goes to the kitchen and looks for food
Mina: <komaeda diagnosed with white hair anime boy syndrome, more news at 11>
Jiggles: -dnd roll 1d20
Despair Miku: Jiggles rolled 1 d20 and rolled 14.
Ace3000: <nice>
UnderMybrella: Sayaka walks in, picks up a stale carrot. It looks somewhat edible, although it probably tastes as nice as the chains Taka was wearing
Jiggles: Yum.
Jiggles: *eats carrot sadly*
Triptych: *Peko also tries to eat food.*
Mina: Seems that most of the edible food here is stall.
VinVin: <komaeda confirmed human representation of konami, FucKomaeda hashtag trending>
Mina: Seems that most of the edible food here is stale.
Toko13: **Komeada still licking vast amount of bagels**
VinVin: -dnd roll 1d20
Despair Miku: VinVin rolled 1 d20 and rolled 9.
Mina: <celeste wants to throw a monitor at komaeda, more news at 11>
UnderMybrella: *Monokuma looks in sadly at the dining hall, seeing everyone so bright and cheery*
*Walks away sadly*
HODAMN
VinVin: <chihiro does job for celes, upgraded to c rank>
UnderMybrella: *Monokuma looks in sadly at the dining hall, seeing everyone so bright and cheery*
*Walks away sadly*
<HODAMN>
Mina: <monokuma confirmed to have no friends, more news at 11>
UnderMybrella: -highlight
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Do you wish to highlight this message ("<monokuma confirmed to have no friends, more news at 11>" - Mina)? Type -highlight_confirm if so
VinVin: <Everyone Hates Monokuma>
VinVin: <but they also want to fuck him>
UnderMybrella: Nekomaru goes around the kitchen, looking for something to eat
He picks up a rotten apple, seemingly left for the trash
VinVin: ...
VinVin: *Nekomaru crushes the apple. So cool.*
UnderMybrella: -highlight_confirm
Mina: <nekomaru confirmed for legit trash, no one surprised, more news at 11>
VinVin: <celes says big words for a bitch of that caliber, more later>
Ace3000: <IT SO COOOOOOLLLLL SONUVABITCH>
Toko13: Well, then, I guess someone doesn't like apples!
VinVin: <news flash: celes now burning at the stake for being a ~~b~~witch>
VinVin: <the satanist theory has been confirmed correct>
Toko13: Too Bad... Are you sure no one wants some of my bagels?
Mina: <rekted>
Jiggles: *Sayaka's eyes twitch at the word apple*
Toko13: I'd be willing to share!
VinVin: Food that rotten is in no way healthy, irradiated or not!
VinVin: Sayaka, are your eyes alright!?
Mina: <idol's trigger possibly extended to all fruits, more news at 11>
Toko13: B-b-but, it's hope-flavored....
Mina: <local boy invents new flavor, experts say wtf, more news at 11>
Mina: <i need to stop doing this omg>
Jiggles: Is it just me or does Celes look like she's talking to herself alot?
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20 for sharing
VinVin: <it's 11, more news at 11>
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+(sides/4) and rolled 19.
Ace3000: <OH GOD NOOOOOO>
Mina: <gdi jiggs it's ooc for a reason>
Jiggles: <sayaka intuition breaks the 4th walls sorry celes>
UnderMybrella: Nagito generously passes around ENTIRE BAGELS OH GOD WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM
UnderMybrella: <I've been waiting too damn long for Nagito to show>
Toko13: Enjoy!
Toko13: THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!! *Whirly Eyes*
VinVin: *Nekomaru examines the bagle. It looks like an asshole. Somehow.*
VinVin: *I don't know where I was going with this.*
VinVin: *Probably a shit joke considering I got it from Komaeda.*
Jiggles: *sayaka grabs the bagel and eats it*
Mina: <i thought we were friend dammit>
Mina: <i thought we were friends dammit>
UnderMybrella: "Can I come in now?"
Monokuma says, looking in sheepishly from the doorway
VinVin: Nope!
Toko13: Of cours anthropomorphic chibi bear!
Triptych: Don't encourage him, Komadea.
Toko13: Join the HOPE TRAIN!!
Mina: How long have you benn standing there, Monokuma?
Ace3000: Wh-?!
VinVin: Nagito, don't encourage the midget furry!
UnderMybrella: "Thank you Nagito! You always were my favourite student!"
"About, uhh... 2 hours..."
*Monokuma waddles in*
VinVin: Do you wish to suffer the same fate as Kiyotaka!?
Ace3000: Sh... ugh, so you knew about me revealing my secret
VinVin: A life...without me doing "*It*" to you?
Ace3000: whatever, at least you can't use it against me as a motive
Mina: ...Here we go again.
Mina: You have impeccable timing, Monokuma.
Triptych: What do you want, bear?
Toko13: Yes! Would you like a bagel?
VinVin: Oh yeah! Here you are, Monokuma! The first pineapple for the collection pile!
UnderMybrella: "No, I'm allergic to bread Nagito"

"However, I am here to address your... predicament"
Toko13: YYYEEEESSSS?
Toko13: What predicament? We have a ton of food!
Jiggles: I believe he's talking about our... Contaminated fruit problem.
UnderMybrella: "Precisely Sayaka!"
Triptych: Don't tell me...
Mina: ...everything is contaminated?
Ace3000: Does it have to do with a knife
Ace3000: and a drain
Ace3000: and a drain?
VinVin: Is the toilet paper contaminated!?
Toko13: what about these supposedly deadly pineapples?
Ace3000: <I read that wrong FUUUUUUUCK>
Jiggles: *Sayaka stumbles backwards into a chair*
UnderMybrella: "Now, I gave you a one week guarantee before anyone would start dying"
"And, well, that one week is up!"
Ace3000: <I thought he was talking about Sayaka, not to her>
Ace3000: <fml>
Toko13: ooooo, dying! I'd hate for any of these hopeful people to die!
Jiggles: Oh dear... I have a bad feeling I'm probably the first to die
Mina: . . .
VinVin: <you know what we should do in times like these>
VinVin: <throw 17 different kinds of parties>
Toko13: <Role for death?>
Toko13: <That's fun right?>
VinVin: <just offer yourself>
VinVin: <in true komaeda fashion>
Mina: <no none of us want to die>
Toko13: Well, Monokuma, why don't you try killing me! I could totally help everyone here!
VinVin: <nagito kills himself>
VinVin: <its hanako all over again>
Mina: <bye nagito>
Toko13: <10 and below dead, 11 and above alive>
VinVin: <hanako should have survived the fire and been burnt for the rest of her lif--wait>
UnderMybrella: <Shush>
"As much as I'd love to, I can't give anyone else the antidote under such distasteful circumstances"
Toko13: oh darn, I always love the smell of fresh death in the morning
Toko13: It wakes me up along with a large cup of hope... I mean coffee!
Mina: . . .
doubleohjohn: *Mondo snaps out of his stupor from the corner of the room*
Mina: <celeste gets creeped out by nagito, mn@11>
doubleohjohn: I could go for some coffee actually.
Jiggles: Well we are in quite a predicament aren't we
VinVin: <20 min for someone to rip>
Toko13: <Let's dance, baby>
Jiggles: If we do not murder somebody someone, probably me, will die due to the poisoned fruit
Toko13: How about me! I'd totally love trying to get killed! It almost never works!
VinVin: <the only reason you survived being kidnapped by a serial killer was because the rest of your family was dead so no one could pay the ransom>
Jiggles: Well I do not think murdering someone in broad daylight is a good idea
VinVin: But we're indoors!
VinVin: At any rate, is murder truly our only option...?
doubleohjohn: I said it once, and I'll say it again so listen up fuckers!
doubleohjohn: Nobody's murdering anyone in here!
UnderMybrella: "Well I guess people are just gonna start dropping dead, aren't they?"
VinVin: Heh, you're energetic today too, Mondo?
Excellent, excellent!
VinVin: Keep up that energy even when you're flowing through the rivers of HEEEEEELLL!!
Mina: <inb4 the satanist dies first>
Mina: <i hope hell has waterslides>
VinVin: <no but they have sexy anime ladies>
VinVin: <thanks ryukishi>
Toko13: <WHHHHEEEE, I LOVE WATERSLIDES!!!!>
Toko13: <WHHHHEEEE, I LOVE WATERSLIDES!!!!>
doubleohjohn: Sorry I zoned out in the corner, what'd I miss?
Toko13: Would you like a bagel?
VinVin: Chihiro'll be your new training partner, Mondo!
VinVin: <;^)>
Toko13: I have blueberry, raisin, and .... uh.... pineapple?!
Mina: That's abrupt, wouldn't you say?
Jiggles: How about all of us grab a weapon and we have a battle royale to the death in the gym? That seems like a fair way to avoid dying of poison!
Mina: <NO NO>
Jiggles: *Sayaka faints again*
doubleohjohn: Pineapple bagels?? Hell yeah!
VinVin: <sayaka acts weak then sics a sickle on everyone>
VinVin: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
TacoTheTaco: But only one of us has to die, Sayaka!
VinVin: YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DIEEEEEEEEET!
Triptych: Sayaka?
VinVin: *Nekomaru performs CPR again.*
doubleohjohn: Shit...!
VinVin: *god save us.*
TacoTheTaco: Huh? Did she faint again?
Toko13: Is she dead? Oh yes!!!
UnderMybrella: Only the dice will save you
UnderMybrella: Roll 1d20+dexterity
VinVin: <sayaka was mukuro the whole time>
Jiggles: -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity
Despair Miku: Jiggles rolled 1 d20+1 and rolled 5.
Mina: <jfc>
VinVin: <WOW>
Jiggles: im dead guys
Mina: <she ded>
UnderMybrella: <I meant Vince>
<But gg>
TacoTheTaco: [Rip]
Toko13: <BUh-bye>
VinVin: <why am i rolling again>
doubleohjohn: <cpr>
VinVin: -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity
Despair Miku: VinVin rolled 1 d20+2 and rolled 12.
VinVin: <did we do it reddit>
UnderMybrella: <Sayaka Lives>
<Barely>
VinVin: <kiss of life confirmed>
Jiggles: *sayaka gets up*
Triptych: Are you okay?
Jiggles: Thank you Nekomaru.
Toko13: oh darn
VinVin: No need to thank me! No need at all!
Toko13: I needed a pick me up...
doubleohjohn: Jeez.
VinVin: However, you really need to change your diet...
Jiggles: No I am quite weak and the mention of a large yellow fruit is triggering my poor constituition
Jiggles: Perhaps if we had food not named bagels and stale carrots that would be possible
VinVin: <what about kuwatermelons>
Ace3000: Ah, Mondo, I just revealed something to everyone
VinVin: <i have a penis>
Ace3000: ...I'm a guy. I had an inferiority complex which I hid behind by dressing as a girl. I hope you don't think of me as being weird... but I want to change! I want to be strong!
Ace3000: <yes vin, I have a penis>
doubleohjohn: .....
Ace3000: <thanks>
VinVin: <chihiro so done w/ everyone he just copy pastes everything>
Ace3000: yep
doubleohjohn: You wanna be...strong....?
Ace3000: <yep>
doubleohjohn: Shit.....
VinVin: <mondo no>
Toko13: SO MUCH HOPE!!!!
TacoTheTaco: <mondo's #triggered>
VinVin: <yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff>
Ace3000: <dude, every programmer has copypasted shit at least once a project>
VinVin: <chihiro hacked reality>
doubleohjohn: You little fucker.....
Mina: <local biker is triggered by the word penis, more news at 11>
Toko13: <fo sure>
UnderMybrella: <if chihiro didn't copy paste then I'd be more concerned>
Ace3000: Ngh... I... I'm sorry
VinVin: ...
Ace3000: <ah fuck it's chapter 2 all over again>
Ace3000: <bye guys it was fun while it lasted>
VinVin: *Nekomaru picks up Chihiro. This is not happening again lmao*
UnderMybrella: <Chapter 2 has come early. More news at 11>
Triptych: *Peko tries to calm down Mondo
doubleohjohn: <id like to roll to maintain composute
doubleohjohn: <id like to roll to maintain composure>
UnderMybrella: <roll 1d20+wisdom>
Ace3000: Whaa-! Woahwoahwoah! (_Chihiro wasn't expecting to be just picked up by Nekomaru like that_)
doubleohjohn: -dnd roll 1d20+wisdom
Despair Miku: doubleohjohn rolled 1 d20+-1 and rolled 14.
Ace3000: <i live holy fuck>
UnderMybrella: Luckily, Monokuma mostly maintains his composture, and manages to stay firmly planted where he is, boiling over silently
Ace3000: <Monokuma?>
Ace3000: <not Mondo?>
UnderMybrella: Luckily, Mondo mostly maintains his composture, and manages to stay firmly planted where he is, boiling over silently
TacoTheTaco: <dude mondo was gonna throw a chapter 2 on us wrong person>
UnderMybrella: <There goes the Mastermind reveal>
<Shit>
Mina: <thank god>
doubleohjohn: Fuck...sorry.
Mina: I don't see why you're making such a big deal about it, Mondo.
Toko13: Well, well, well!
doubleohjohn: I need some time alone
Ace3000: It... it's fine.... I guess
doubleohjohn: *mondo retreats to his room*
Mina: What he is changes nothing, yes?
Toko13: **Nagito starts choking on a bagel**
Toko13: HACK, HACK, UGH
UnderMybrella: 1d20+dexterity
Ace3000: <nagito murdered by bagel, more news at 11>
Toko13: -roll 1d20+dexterity
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+dexterity and rolled 20.
Ace3000: <asshole>
Toko13: <AM i dead or no>
UnderMybrella: <WHAT WAS THAT ACE>
<PERFECT SCORE>
UnderMybrella: Nagito coughs up the bagel which proceeds to fly at Chihiro
VinVin: It's rather obvious he has his own problems to deal with.
VinVin: However, leave it to me! It's a manager's job to force out and deal with any problem his athletes may face!
Toko13: Oh, I'm sorry everyone
UnderMybrella: Roll 1d20+dexterity Ace
Toko13: Just ate off a little more than I could chew
Ace3000: -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity
Despair Miku: Ace3000 rolled 1 d20+0 and rolled 9.
Ace3000: <ASS>
Toko13: <Dead>
UnderMybrella: <first murder>
Chihiro gets hit in the face by the bagel. It is hilarious
Ace3000: Ugh!
VinVin: <blood now pours out of nagito's mouth>
Jiggles: That is quite disgusting.
Toko13: Oh, you poor thing, right on the nose too....
Ace3000: <so am I dead or nah?>
UnderMybrella: <nah?
UnderMybrella: <nah>
Toko13: <Nope, disgusted
TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki grabs napkins and hands them over to chihiro*
Ace3000: Ah, thanks Ibuki!
TacoTheTaco: ^w^
Ace3000: _Chihiro wipes his face_
Jiggles: So is no one going to bring up the elephant in the room?
Triptych: I will.
Triptych: If no one murders anyone else, we will all die.
Triptych: I think that is a pressing matter.
D00zy1301: Ya think?!
Kinda big deal
Jiggles: Perhaps we should all just... return to our rooms and let the wheels of fate turn
Jiggles: I don't think a murder is going to happen with all of us in the same area
D00zy1301: Is that really what you want Sayaka, to give yourself an opportunity to kill one of us?
Someone dies. It's that simple. EIther someone dies now, or we all die soon
Jiggles: I am simply suggestion an alternative to sitting around here waiting for one of us to kick the bucket due to the bear
VinVin: ...
VinVin: I'll go check on Mondo.
Jiggles: *Sayaka grabs some bagels*
Jiggles: I will go back to my room to lie down then,,, I am not feeling very well
Jiggles: *she scampers off, stuffing bagels in her mouth*
doubleohjohn: *Mondo has returned, standing in the doorway,
Mina: <anime girl vibe>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo has returned, standing in the doorway,*
doubleohjohn: *large kitchen knife in hand*
Triptych: ...Mondo?
Ace3000: <oh fuck my life>
Mina: Mondo...? Why are you...?
Triptych: What are you doing?
TacoTheTaco: ...Mondo? A-Are you okay?
D00zy1301: Wh... What are you gonna do with that knife...
Ace3000: M... Mondo?
Jiggles: *Sayaka is almost out when she bumps into Mondo, bagels flying into the air*
doubleohjohn: I....
UnderMybrella: <RIP Sayaka>
doubleohjohn: ...also want to be strong.
Jiggles: My BAGELS
Triptych: <OH SHIT>
UnderMybrella: <shitshitshit>
<Ace get your CRT monitor ready>
<Should be one in the ktichen>
Mina: <rip sayaka's bagels>
UnderMybrella: <shitshitshit>
<Ace get your CRT monitor ready>
<Should be one in the kitchen>
TacoTheTaco: <riperoni GET NEKOMARU>
Ace3000: -spawn "crt"
doubleohjohn: So let me get this straight....
Mina: <WHY IS THAT CONVINIENTLY THERE!?>
Jiggles: *Sayaka bends down and attempts to pick up her bagels*
Triptych: Mondo, get a hold of yourself.
doubleohjohn: ....someone has to die, or everyone dies?
Mina: ...Nekomaru, how about you restrain him...
UnderMybrella: "Pupupu, this is gonna be interesting..."
"And yep! That's the drill"
doubleohjohn: Right.
Jiggles: *Oblivious to the deadly weapon in Mondo's hand she crawls around his feet grabbing the delicious pastry*
TacoTheTaco: VinVin <DO THE THING>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo grips his knife*
doubleohjohn: *and stabs himself in the neck*
UnderMybrella: "But there's no fun killing someone in such a public place"
"After all, we all know who the killer is"
"Where's the fun in the... class trial?"
Jiggles: It's still been 3 seconds right?
TacoTheTaco: <WHAT>
Ace3000: wh....
Ace3000: What?
TacoTheTaco: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mina: Ah--
Jiggles: *Blood squirts all over poor Sayaka's bagels*
Triptych: M-Mondo?
UnderMybrella: Roll 1d4+strength
Ace3000: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Mina: <AT LEAST THERE'S IRON ON IT NOW JIGGS>
UnderMybrella: Roll 1d6+strength
doubleohjohn: 1d4+strength
doubleohjohn: -dnd roll 1d4+strength
Despair Miku: doubleohjohn rolled 1 d4+3 and rolled 4.
Ace3000: <oh wow>
TacoTheTaco: <shit>
Jiggles: *sayaka finally notices what is going on*
VinVin: <net died>
Triptych: <Great now what?>
Jiggles: Oh my goodness! Mondo!
VinVin: <what happen>
Ace3000: -despawn "crt"
UnderMybrella: <Mondo stabbed himself is on half HP>
Triptych: <Mondo did the violence.
Triptych: <On himself>
TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki pulls Sayaka away from Mondo's vicinity*
Jiggles: D-does anyone have any bandages?
VinVin: <what a time for nidai to be taking a shit>
Ace3000: M....Mondo.... why?!
Mina: Of all the possible scenarios...this was...
Jiggles: H-hey Monokuma! One of your students is dying here! Can't you do something?
UnderMybrella: "Nope! He brought it upon himself!"
doubleohjohn: ....
Jiggles: W-where's Nekomaru? Maybe he knows some first aid...
Mina: We need to get him to the nurse's office, there's probably better equipment there...
Jiggles: But the last time we checked it was locked wasn't it?
Jiggles: Whatever.... we should probably try it anyway
VinVin: *You all hear distant cries of "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT", somewhat muffled.*
Jiggles: *Sayaka goes over to the nurse office and tries to open it*
VinVin: <is the nurse's office even open>
Mina: What was that?
VinVin: <doesnt it open chap 2>
Triptych: <Mondo Oowada is fucking dead, more news at 11>
Jiggles: <yeah thats what I was wondering>
TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki removes her sailor uniform tie thing and tries to stop mondo's bleeding*
Someone help! Mondo's kicking the bucket!
UnderMybrella: <If someone rolls high enough?>
Jiggles: <what do I roll to open doors>
Ace3000: NAGITO!
Ace3000: ROLL!
Ace3000: **NOW**
UnderMybrella: <1d20+strength+2>
UnderMybrella: <y'all get adrenalline bonuses>
Jiggles: dnd roll 1 d20+stregnth+2
Jiggles: oops
Ace3000: -dnd roll 1d20+strength+2
Jiggles: -dnd roll 1 d20+stregnth+2
Despair Miku: Ace3000 rolled 1 d20+-3+2 and rolled 19.
UnderMybrella: <y'all get adrenalin bonuses>
Jiggles: LOL
Ace3000: <how ironic>
Despair Miku: Jiggles rolled 202 d1's and rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, and 1. Total of all rolls was 64. Average roll was 1.
doubleohjohn: <chihiro made them gains>
Jiggles: did i break miku
UnderMybrella: <yes>
UnderMybrella: <Ace, try throwing a monitor at it>
Ace3000: <at what?>
Toko13: Man, these bagels are delicious
Triptych: Isn't there a nurse here?
Ace3000: <is 19 not high enough?!>
UnderMybrella: <The door>
<That'd be -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity+2+crt>
UnderMybrella: <No it's not>
UnderMybrella: <This is locked door>
Ace3000: okay, stand back
Triptych: This is not the time to talk about bagels, Komadea.
Ace3000: Seriously, STAND BACK!
Ace3000: -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity+2+crt
Jiggles: *Sayaka goes back to where Mondo is*
Ace3000: HAAA!
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20+dexterity+2+crt
Despair Miku: Ace3000 rolled 1 d20+0+2+crt and rolled 8.
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+2+2+crt+(sides/4) and rolled 18.
Ace3000: oh
Ace3000: wow
UnderMybrella: Chihiro nearly kills everyone
Toko13: It was unlocked guys!
Ace3000: I'm sorry!
UnderMybrella: Toko that's not the roll you need to roll
Jiggles: M-maybe a song will revive Mondo!
Toko13: <Sorry>
Ace3000: That's why I said stand back
VinVin: *Nekomaru exits the bathroom. The toilet is now clogged?*
UnderMybrella: Toko, do -dnd roll 1d20+strength+2
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20+strength+2
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+0+2+(sides/4) and rolled 26.
TacoTheTaco: *As much as Ibuki would love to sing, Mondo is still dying and holy fuck someone help the bleeding stop*
Triptych: <LUCKY>
UnderMybrella: Yeah the door opens
Toko13: <Is that good enough?>
Ace3000: <the bullshit luck helped us>
Toko13: I told you it was unlocked. Geez
UnderMybrella: <GUYS THAT WAS +7>
<BEST BONUS YOU'LL GET>
doubleohjohn: *mondo attempts to speak*
Jiggles: Don't talk Mondo!
Jiggles: *Sayaka starts singing THE CLIMB*
Toko13: Yeah, die quicker
Mina: <saya no>
doubleohjohn: *No sound comes out, but he mouths the word "Don't" over and over*
Toko13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs
VinVin: WHAT IN THE SHIT HAPPENED HERE!?
UnderMybrella: -audio play "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs"
Despair Miku: UnderMybrella, Your request to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs has been queued (1 requests are now queued)
UnderMybrella: -audio skip
Despair Miku: Skipped {=null, 152584045190971392=1 Hour Godot - Fragrance of Dark Coffee - Jazz Soul}
Despair Miku: I'll try to download that for you now
VinVin: <nekomaru twerks over mondo's body in the hope that it revives him>
UnderMybrella: <NO NEKO NO>
Toko13: <Pls no>
VinVin: <WE CANT STOP>
VinVin: <AND WE WONT STOP>
Jiggles: *Sayaka continues singing but deadpans Nekomaru*
VinVin: <sayaka montanna sing for us>
doubleohjohn: <mondo is revived in his lower regions>
TacoTheTaco: ....I'm sorry Mondo but I won't stop trying to help! Ibuki doesn't want you to die!
Hey, coach! Help me out!
Jiggles: <what do i roll for miracle song>
Mina: *Celeste keeps her distance*
VinVin: What's the issue!? Is that blood!?
TacoTheTaco: He stabbed himself...
VinVin: Move back!
Toko13: Oh God No
VinVin: <i need to google what to do lmao>
UnderMybrella: <stab him more>
Jiggles: <maybe someone from the nurse office should come tell us its unlocked>
UnderMybrella: "Soo.. How's this going?"
VinVin: Keep him lying on the ground!
UnderMybrella: <THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED GUYS>
<YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE NURSES OFFICE DUE TO NAGITO'S BULLSHIT>
Triptych: How does it look like it's going?
Toko13: I'm going in!
VinVin: Alright, move out of the way!
Mina: <HOORAY FOR NAGITO'S BULLSHIT FOR ONCE>
Toko13: <How do I find what's inside>
VinVin: *Nekomaru places Mondo on a bed. ~~its time for some s e x~~*
Triptych: But seriously, don't we have a nurse?
Mina: Seems not.
TacoTheTaco: <mikans afk rip>
Toko13: I'm looking inside the drawers right now!
Despair Miku: Now playing Miley Cyrus - The Climb - Official Music Video (HQ)
Mina: I suppose we'll have to at least stop the bleeding
Triptych: <Where's the nurse when you need her?>
VinVin: [file:aid64473-728px-Attend-to-a-Stab-Wound-Step-4-Version-2.png]
VinVin: <thanks wikihow>
Jiggles: *THE CLIMB ends and Sayaka starts seeing BULLETPROOF*
Jiggles: <TM>
VinVin: <mikan's been having net issues the whole week>
Jiggles: *THE CLIMB ends and Sayaka starts singing BULLETPROOF*
UnderMybrella: <rip>
<too soon?>
Toko13: <Roll for medical supplies?>
VinVin: Nagito, get me some disposable gloves!
Toko13: Uh, Ok?
UnderMybrella: Looking inside the drawers you find a variety of bandages and other medical equipment
Toko13: Here's some gloves!
Toko13: *Throws them*
VinVin: *Nekomaru attempts to put on the gloves. ~~inb4 they break. hand 2 big~~*
UnderMybrella: Roll 1d20 for gloves
UnderMybrella: <Vince>
Toko13: <VinViindo it>
Mina: <inb4 neko has yaoi hands>
UnderMybrella: <Toko roll for bullshit heal>
VinVin: -roll 1d20
UnderMybrella: <1d20+charisma>
Despair Miku: VinVin rolled 1 d20 and rolled 20.
VinVin: <NAGITO LUCK>
UnderMybrella: Yeah they fit
VinVin: <CONFIRM>
Toko13: -roll 1d20+charisma
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+charisma and rolled 3.
Toko13: damn
VinVin: <I AM THE REAL NAGITO>
Mina: <PLOT TWIST>
UnderMybrella: (GUYS)
(DON'T USE -roll)
(-dnd roll)
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20+charisma
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+4+(sides/4) and rolled 26.
Jiggles: <wtf>
VinVin: <how is this not a highlight>
Toko13: <YISS>
UnderMybrella: (Uhhh)
(What do I do now)
Mina: <it's in the news if that helps>
UnderMybrella: (I mean)
(Technically)
Jiggles: <because this entire segment is a highlight>
Triptych: <Because Nagito is the personification of highlight.>
doubleohjohn: *A fountain of pink spurts out from Mondo's wound, splattering on the floor*
UnderMybrella: Mondo miracurously wakes up, remains conscious, and doesn't die
VinVin: *Nekomaru removes Mondo's clothes. This is what tumblr does to you*
Mina: <Nagito confirmed for highligher>
Jiggles: *Sayaka stops singing, her voice is hoars*
Triptych: Mondo? Are you okay?
UnderMybrella: *Mondo remains in critical condition*
Jiggles: *Sayaka stops singing, her voice is hoarse*
Toko13: Well, well, I didn't even had to do anything
VinVin: *He then applies pressure on the wound with a rag. Why am I reading WikiHow for this*
Toko13: <This should be what you did first>
VinVin: <no>
VinVin: <you need to remove the clothes first>
VinVin: <gloves are also important to prevent any chance of infection spreading>
UnderMybrella: <Ace throw a monitor at Mondo>
TacoTheTaco: Ibuki wants to help! What can she do?
Ace3000: <no why>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo whispers weakly:*
UnderMybrella: <Do it>
doubleohjohn: You fuckers
doubleohjohn: Should have let me bleed
VinVin: *He then covers the wound with gauze and dressing, all that medical shit*
doubleohjohn: You heard the fucking bear
VinVin: *This is not the first time he has dealt with attempted suicide let's be honest*
VinVin: You yourself said no one was dying!
VinVin: I forbid you from dying until you learn to control your damn emotions!
Jiggles: W-well maybe if you had paid more attention you would have heard that the bear said killing yourself doesn't count!
UnderMybrella: <I said what>
Jiggles: <im lying>
TacoTheTaco: Mondo...
VinVin: Mondo, whatever you do, **do not** fall asleep!
doubleohjohn: <but the lights are so pretty>
UnderMybrella: "Soooo.... Can I kill him yet?"
TacoTheTaco: NO!
Mina: If the teacher kills the student...I'm sure it contradicts the rulebook...
UnderMybrella: "But he's basically already dead..."
Mina: But he isn't.
Mina: That much is true.
doubleohjohn: -dnd get hp
Ace3000: H.... HE'S NOT DEAD YOU ASS!
Despair Miku: doubleohjohn, hp: 10
Mina: As long as he breathes, he is still alive.
TacoTheTaco: If there's still a chance, we'll keep trying to save him! So shut up, you... you bear!
Toko13: I gave him hope!
Toko13: So, now, he obviously won't die!
VinVin: WOULD YOU SHUT UP, NAGITO!?
Jiggles: Please tone down your volume Nekomaru!
VinVin: There's nothing more we can do here without professional medical help!
Toko13: Oh, I'm sorry. Continue your makeout session
VinVin: We *need* to keep Mondo awake!
Jiggles: I-I don't see Mikan anywhere...
Toko13: Hmmm, that does seem to be helping
Jiggles: Maybe we should try and get some strengthening food from the kitchen
Toko13: Bagel? Anyone?
TacoTheTaco: SOMEONE GET NAGITO OUT OF HERE
Jiggles: Sugar and dough is not what is necessary right now Nagito
Toko13: But, it's *delicious*
Jiggles: W-well if you want bagels so much, here!
UnderMybrella: "Can I have a bagel Nagito?"
Jiggles: *Hands Nagito one of those blood soaked bagels*
Ace3000: <and then we all stopped>
VinVin: <sayaka kick nagito in the balls>
Jiggles: <the bagels are poisonouse because we have poison in our blood>
Toko13: Nagito licks the bagels, like nobodies business.
TacoTheTaco: <suddenly, it isnt about a fucking dying person anymore
the whole world went silent as we shifted focus to bagels>
VinVin: <nagito is now closer to dying>
TacoTheTaco: <more at 11>
VinVin: <literally>
Toko13: Uh... my chest...
VinVin: <praise the lord>
Toko13: What was in that blood...
Toko13: ?
Ace3000: Poison.
VinVin: RADIATION, YOU FOOL!
Ace3000: Radiation
Toko13: <roll for survival>
Ace3000: Pick one.
Jiggles: O-oh no! Nagito nooooo
UnderMybrella: Nagito roll 1d20 for survival
UnderMybrella: Mondo roll 1d20+strenght for... reasons
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20
Ace3000: <so nagito just survived>
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+(sides/4) and rolled 19.
Ace3000: <see>
Jiggles: <lmao>
TacoTheTaco: <gdi>
VinVin: <why>
Toko13: <dear god, I am lucky>
Jiggles: A-anyway, is Mondo ok? He hasn't spoken in a while...
UnderMybrella: "I'm sure he's dying. We should finish the job!"
Jiggles: Do you need another song Mondo? My voice is said to wake even the sleepiest of men, and maybe women.
Toko13: mmmmm, delicious bagels
Toko13: Mondo will be fine
Toko13: truuussst meeee
doubleohjohn: -dnd roll 1d20
Despair Miku: doubleohjohn rolled 1 d20 and rolled 2.
TacoTheTaco: <ibuki is done with nagitos shit and kicks him in the balls>
Jiggles: AH
Ace3000: <rip>
TacoTheTaco: ...
Toko13: <OH SHIT>
doubleohjohn: <that's 5>
UnderMybrella: <That's a 5>
Mondo slowly moves his hand towards his neck, where the knife is, in what looks like an attempt to remove it
VinVin: <roll for ball kick>
Jiggles: <LOL>
VinVin: Mondo, stop it!
TacoTheTaco: *ibuki attempts to stop mondo*
TacoTheTaco: -dnd roll 1d20
UnderMybrella: <Restrain him vince>
Any restraints are 1d20+strength
Despair Miku: TacoTheTaco rolled 1 d20 and rolled 1.
UnderMybrella: Rip Ibuki
Ace3000: <damn>
VinVin: Ibuki, quickly get me some gauze!
UnderMybrella: Next
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20 for ball kick
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+(sides/4) and rolled 6.
VinVin: -dnd roll 1d20+strength
Despair Miku: VinVin rolled 1 d20+2 and rolled 4.
VinVin: <what is this>
TacoTheTaco: <fuck>
Toko13: <It wasn't very effective>
UnderMybrella: RUO
UnderMybrella: RIP
Jiggles: *Sayaka starts singing Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Japanese Pop Idol Ver.*
Ace3000: <fuck, the dice really hates mondo>
TacoTheTaco: <EVERYONE ROLL>
VinVin: <roll to magically change nagito and mondo's positions
Toko13: -dnd roll 1d20 to pay respectss
Despair Miku: Toko13 rolled 1 d20+(sides/4) and rolled 18.
VinVin: -dnd roll 1f20
Ace3000: <roll +strength?>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo's arm moves like an inevitable pendulum*
VinVin: -dnd roll 1d20
Despair Miku: VinVin rolled 1 d20 and rolled 17.
Toko13: I feel for him
Ace3000: -dnd roll 1d20
VinVin: <nagito now magically swaps places with mondo>
Despair Miku: Ace3000 rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15.
Toko13: in a tingly way
VinVin: <ty miku>
TacoTheTaco: <ATTA BOY CHIHIRO>
doubleohjohn: <fucking chihiro>
doubleohjohn: <hulk grab>
UnderMybrella: Chihiro, after working out, slams Mondo's arm back into his arm
TacoTheTaco: <slams his arm back into his arm>
UnderMybrella: Chihiro, after working out, slams Mondo's arm back to his side
doubleohjohn: <we are one>
Ace3000: Woah... I never knew.... I could be this strong
Jiggles: I think we should grab some rope before he tries anything sillier.
Mina: Seems like maybe you didn't need to work out after all.
Jiggles: <Thus begins Chihiro's decent into madness in a lust for more power>
Ace3000: well I was working out these past few days
Ace3000: maybe that had an effect?
Mina: <OH SHIT>
Mina: Seems to be the case.
Ace3000: <nice try sayaka, you watch too much anime>
doubleohjohn: *Mondo finally gives up*
VinVin: <internet's about to die>
doubleohjohn: *A faint grin curls up on one side of his mouth as his breathing becomes less ragged and more relaxes*
VinVin: <catch you dudes on the flipside>
D00zy1301: *Seeing that Mondo is mostly fine, Junko walks off, back to her room*
doubleohjohn: *A faint grin curls up on one side of his mouth as his breathing becomes less ragged and more relaxed*
VinVin: MONDO, NO!
TacoTheTaco: MONDO!
VinVin: <this is the exact opposite of fine do u not read wikihow>
VinVin: <going unconscious is bad>
D00zy1301: <no I do valid things with my life>
VinVin: <sure you do>
Mina: <don't you need like a drip>
VinVin: <don't you need like a virgin sacrifice>
TacoTheTaco: <stop dying its bad for your health>
D00zy1301: <Well RIP Mondo then>
<Death by Nagito>
VinVin: <and internet is dying in 3 sec>
VinVin: <lmao bye>
Mina: <people die when they are killed>
UnderMybrella: <RIP>
<See ya>
doubleohjohn: <nah i dont think im gon die>
UnderMybrella: <remember too he's stable for now>
<Rolling a 26 will do that>
Toko13: <HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE>
Toko13: <OH YEAH>
Jiggles: Nagito you should consider becoming a nurse!
doubleohjohn: <yeah let me sleep>
Jiggles: You were amazing back there!
Toko13: I know right!
Toko13: But, I don't think I'd be that good...
Toko13: All I'm good at is helping hopeless cases
Ace3000: <this lasted an hour longer than I had anticipated>
Jiggles: You just saved Mondo! Don't be silly!
UnderMybrella: <ppl are dying>
TacoTheTaco: *sigh of relief* Is it over?
Jiggles: Well mostly over!
Jiggles: Aside from the fact we are still poisoned and are probably going to die.
Mina: I suppose his luck came in handy today
Mina: Unless one of us is killed...that is.
Jiggles: Well if someone were to die, I would prefer it not be a self comitted kill!
Mina: Who knows...?
TacoTheTaco: ...
Mina: <no one's gonna pull another sakura right?
Mina: <no one's gonna pull another sakura right?>
Toko13: I volunteer to die!
Ace3000: <ah fuck>
doubleohjohn: <sorry for making y'all go overtime>
Toko13: Who needs me anyway...
Mina: You see awfully eager though
TacoTheTaco: <its cool>
Ace3000: <nah, it's cool>
Mina: But from today, your talent came in handy, yes?
Jiggles: Well that aside, let's have two people take turns to look after Mondo while he's recovering?
Mina: So I suppose it would do to keep you around.
Toko13: <The person who tries to kill me, if they lose, they die>
Mina: <wow>
Toko13: <I know right!>
Mina: <that be op af>
UnderMybrella: <You've seen his dice mod right?>
Jiggles: I'm going to head back to my room... This experience has been too stressful for me. If you need me, just knock on the door
Toko13: <Such is Nagito's luck>
Toko13: See you!
Jiggles: *Sayaka heads back*
TacoTheTaco: Ibuki'll stay here and keep an eye on Mondo
Ace3000: I... I think... I'll stay too
Toko13: I'm going to finish breakfast
Toko13: Does anyone want to join me?
Ace3000: <Bye Nagito>
Toko13: <CYA>
Jiggles: *The combination of stress, too much bagels and stale carrots causes Sayaka to immediately fall asleep in her room, convinienity forgeting to lock her door*
TacoTheTaco: <gg>
Toko13: <Anyone want to go after her?>
Toko13: Man these pastries are delicious...
Jiggles: <come at me>
doubleohjohn: <hentai or snuff>
doubleohjohn: <find out next time on danganball z>
Mina: <wow>
Ace3000: <bahahahaha>
Toko13: <SESSION END>
UnderMybrella: <Do we want a session end, or go for a bit longer?>
Ace3000: <lol someone else stole brella's schtick>
Ace3000: <nice done>
Jiggles: <sayaka is as juicy as a watermelon rite now>
Mina: <i say end tbh>
Toko13: <Do it>
Toko13: <I want to see who would die>
Ace3000: <but yeah, I'm fine with end>
Toko13: <Finish this>
UnderMybrella: <SESSION: END>
UnderMybrella: <OOC Chat now guys>
UnderMybrella: -upload_log
UnderMybrella: -upload_logs
Despair Miku: [file:27-3-2016.txt]