Monokuma: Mondo: ...what the hell is this place? Chihiro: Um... it's a school, isn't it? Makoto: ....What....did just....happen..... Monokuma: You all collectively wake up, slowly rising to your feet in the gym Chihiro: ...did... did I pass out? Makoto: Is this....KIbougamine? Hiyoko: Sooo sleepy... Sayaka: Umm hello everybody! Does anyone know where we are? Mikan: H-Hm...W-What is happening...? Chihiro: Um... it seems like we are in Kibougamine Academy Makoto: This is Kibougamine?! Chihiro: I... think so Ibuki: Gooooood afternom-nom-noon! ....eh? WHO ARE YOU?! Sayaka: Oh I actually remember walking into the school... Right before I passed out... Was everyone knocked out the same way? Mondo: The fuck kind of a sick joke is that? Sayaka: Oh my gosh! Ibuki Mioda? I've heard so much about you! Sayaka: I love your music! Makoto: Yep, I still remember it... Ibuki: Hi hi hi! Could you be the famed Sayaka Maizono? Mikan: M-Maybe was the same for all of us...? Chihiro: It was the same for me too Sayaka: Hehe! I am! Chihiro: I just suddenly passed out Peko: The same went for me. Sayaka: Hmm just to make sure... We were all sent invites to this school right? As Ultimates/SHSL students? Peko: Yes. Makoto: Maizono...Wait Maizono?! From Rokudou Middle School? Sayaka: Maybe we should go around and introduce ourselves! Chihiro: Yeah, I got sent one Ibuki: Hm... Ibuki remembers walking into the school and then.... poof! Nothing! Hiyoko: Oh? Tee-hee, I remember being invited! Sayaka: I'm Sayaka Maizono, i got admitted as the Ultimate Pop Sensation! Sayaka: Wait you can't be... Makoto? Is that you? Peko: I am Peko Pekoyama, and I also remember being invited here. Sayaka: Umm we'll talk about this later! First let's get to know each other better! Makoto: Yes it me. Makoto Maegi from 2-A! Makoto: i didn't know you would even remember me! Chihiro: I... I'm Chihiro Fujisaki, I'm the Ultimate Programmer Mikan: I-I´m Mikan Tsumiki...T-The Ultimate Nurse...I-If you get hurt f-feel free to come and talk to me.... Peko: Like I was saying, I am the Ultimate Swordswoman. Mondo: Mondo Owada, leader of the Crazy Diamond Gang. Nice to fuckin meetcha. Ibuki: Alrighty then, Ibuki will introduce herself! Ibuki Mioda, the Ultimate Musician! Happy to meet all of you! Hiyoko: You wanna know my name? It's Hiyoko Saionji! Nekomaru: I am the Ultimate Team Manager, NEKOMARU NIIIIDAIII! Let us do our best together! Makoto: Mhm...anyway. Everyone, my name is Makoto Naegi. While I do not have any special abilities of that sort, I was still chosen by lottery to attend this academy. Please to meet you all! Makoto: Pleased* Ibuki: Woooah, lucky! Hiyoko: Curious...? I'm the Ultimate Traditional Dancer! Makoto: I guess, my talent is just the luck I had to win that lottery. Right....Mioda-san, right? Junko: Hiiiii~ Junko Enoshima here, Ultimate Fashionista. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Nekomaru: Just because you claim to lack any ability does not mean it is the truth, Makoto. With a little examination of your body, I can certainly find a sport suited to you! Sayaka: So umm... we all got knocked out as we entered the school? How strange... Maybe this is some kind of welcoming ceremony? Peko: It would seem so. Chihiro: mmm... maybe. Makoto: I doubt it will be something...normal Sayaka: Also there are some of us still passed out on the floor! Are they alright? Chihiro: Why would we all pass out though Chihiro: Why would we all pass out though? Nekomaru: Sleeping gas, perhaps? Peko: And there is the present question of who is behind this. Nekomaru: Or maybe it's simply because you all lack a healthy diet... Mondo: What the hell kind of a high school gasses their own students? Makoto: I eat my vegetables every day! Ibuki: Maybe we should check them out? HEY, WAKE UP! Hiyoko: Everything's gone weird all of a sudden! Nekomaru: Fibre does not make up majority of the diet. For a growing male, meat is needed in large quantities! Monokuma: Mondo: Holy shit. Makoto: Ah! Chihiro: H...huh?! Ibuki: AHHH! THEY ALL DISAPPEARED! Nekomaru: W-What in the...? Sayaka: Oh my! What happened? Nekomaru: The bodies just...DISAPPEAREEEEED!? Makoto: What..is this madnesss..... Peko: This situation keeps on getting stranger by the second Hiyoko: Awww... Too bad. Mondo: There's a camera! HEY YOU BASTARDS, LET US OUT. Chihiro: Th-this is all too wierd Nekomaru: Is this some sort of joke!? Some kind of magic trick? Junko: What the...? What is this....? Mikan: M-Maybe we should get out of here now. Sayaka: I agree umm... Mikan? I find it odd there are not teachers here. Hiyoko: I was hoping there would be more extras... Nevermind. Nekomaru: But escape from where, exactly? Is a means of escape even available? Sayaka: I agree umm... Mikan? I find it odd there are no teachers here. Nekomaru: We'd likely have to do some investigating of the area, at least. Peko: It... doesn't seem so. Ibuki: Besides, why are all the windows blocked off by metal plates? Ibuki: Ibuki thinks the sun isn't that bad! Makoto: Try the door Nidai-kun Sayaka: That is a good point Ibuki... This is like something out of a horror novel! Nekomaru: Which door could you mean? The one that leads into the gym? Monokuma: Makoto: Yes, that one! Chihiro: oooohhhh, this better not turn out like this VN I played once. Nekomaru: Hm... Nekomaru: *Nekomaru attempts to open the door.* Monokuma: Roll for strength (+2 proficiency) Nekomaru: -roll 1d20+2 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20+2 and rolled 17. Chihiro: Monokuma: ^ Nekomaru: Chihiro: Monokuma: The door opens, miraciously not being ripped off its hinges Nekomaru: Well, it opens at least! Ibuki: FREEDOM! Great job, Nekomaru! Sayaka: Wow! Good thing we have such a strong classmate among us! Makoto: Monokuma: Chihiro: W..wow, I wish I was as strong as him. Nekomaru: Think nothing of it! I'm used to being showered with praise! Kiyotaka: i am sorry everyone but my tardiness is not welcomed in a school envirmoment Mikan: T-Thank you so much, Nekomaru...! Chihiro: Makoto: More..cameras? Mondo: Chh ~ ! Chihiro: Nekomaru: We are certainly being watched. Nekomaru: ...Some form of live entertainment? Monokuma: You enter the gym lobby, seeing a trophy case and several cameras. There is a door leading to the gym and to the central complex Nekomaru: I'm aware of such hazing in sports teams, but this is oddly elaborate... Makoto: Junko: Live entertainment... What could they possibly get out of this... Hiyoko: Are they all watching me?!? Sayaka: Maybe this is like a reality TV Show? Ibuki: What's entertaining about panicing teenagers? That'd never sell! Ibuki can confirm since she wrote a song about it once and it sold awfully! Mikan: I-If someone is listening to this, please, help! Chiaki: Ugh Kiyotaka: hazing is not welcomed in a school envirment Sayaka: Anyway maybe we should take a look around! Do you guys prefer if we were to split into groups and or just walk around together? Chiaki: Can you guys quieten down a little? Chiaki: I was having this awesome dream about Dungeons and Dragons Chihiro: You... seem familiar somehow Chihiro: have we met? Ibuki: Nope! Ibuki has no indoor voice! Makoto: Chiaki: Ummmm Nekomaru: Chiaki: I dont think so Chiaki: Well from what I remember Monokuma: < * *> Mondo: Makoto: *Makoto approches the door. He tries to open it* Nekomaru: I don't believe I've encountered any of you before... Chihiro: Huh, oh well then Nekomaru: Then again, it would not be unlikely to view some of you on the news, correct? Kiyotaka: ***SLEEPING IN SCHOOL IS NOT WELCOMED IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT*** Makoto: Well, didn't anyone check the Kibouagmine Academy thread? Chihiro: we were knocked out, though Monokuma: Roll for strength Makoto Nekomaru: Academy...Thread? Kiyotaka: that is true Chiaki: I get it, I .... think *rubs eyes* Nekomaru: Such as...one of those things people view online? Sayaka: Ah my manager prevents me from reading things online... He says it will hurt my self-confidence! Kiyotaka: i must administer punishment Makoto: -dnd roll 1d20 Hiyoko: *Hiyoko does a twirl.* Mikan: Y-Yeah, i saw some of you on TV, too... Like Maizono, Mioda, Enoshima.... Despair Miku: Makoto rolled 1 d20+((Math.random()>0.5?1:-1)*(sides/16)) and rolled 21. Sayaka: Although I did read this weird fanfiction about me and... Nevermind... Ibuki: Ibuki sort of stayed up all night, I was too excited to start learning here! Nekomaru: Monokuma: Makoto flings the door open, and ~~kills everyone in the process~~ definitely opens the door Ibuki: Nevermind? Why would someone ship Sayaka and the princess of Novoselic? Chihiro: who? Kiyotaka: Makoto: *Makoto heads outside* Sayaka: Makoto: Let's go Ibuki: Nekomaru: Staying up all night is disastrous for your health, though! Take care in the future! Sayaka: Monokuma: You move into the central complex of the first floor, with exits to the bathrooms, the main hall, the AV room, Class 1-A and 1-B, and Despair Hotel Sayaka: Ibuki: Thanks coach! *Ibuki does a piece sign* Chiaki: Wait hold on a second Chiaki: Where exactly are we again? Nekomaru: You lack conviction! Repeat it again, with more ENERGY! Chiaki: I'm sure this question has been asked Chihiro: Kibougamine Academy Ibuki: THANKS, COACH! *piece sign intensifies* Chihiro: it seems Makoto: Didn't you sign up for it, anyways? Nekomaru: Chiaki: hmmm Sayaka: This definitely looks like the academy... At least from the brochures I've seen! Chihiro: Monokuma: Chiaki: I think I did Nekomaru: Even louder! PUT YOUR ALL INTO IT!! Sayaka: Unless it's a really well made replica Ibuki: Nekomaru: > Chihiro: Makoto: Chiaki: <** **> Kiyotaka: so Nekomaru: <** word **> Kiyotaka: why are we here? Ibuki: **THANKS, COACH!** *fingers start to hurt of piece signing* Nekomaru: <`**like this**`> Chiaki: Well I do remember being chosen for this school Ibuki: **THANKS, COACH!** *fingers start to hurt of peace signing* Sayaka: Maybe the teachers are waiting for us in the classroom? Chiaki: But I dont remember coming here Kiyotaka: i remember stepping into the school Chihiro: I'm sure that we all were Ibuki: THANKS, COACH! *peace sign intensifies* Makoto: *Makoto head towards a larger door, most likely the main entrance* Nekomaru: Well done! Keep that energy coursing for the remainder of your life, and put everything you have into everything you do!! Makoto: This should be it. Kiyotaka: and blacking out Ibuki: 😄 Chihiro: that's the same as all of us Chihiro: we all passed out when we walked in Chiaki: Hopefully there's people other than us Makoto: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Makoto rolled 1 d20+((Math.random()>0.5?1:-1)*(sides/16)) and rolled 3. Chihiro: There were some bodies, but they disappeared Monokuma: Chihiro: it was weird Makoto:
Makoto: Ibuki: Monokuma: The door to the main hall opens, miraculously, and you are greeted with a room with a very big solid metal door, with two guns mounted to security cameras Kiyotaka: gug Nekomaru: GUNS!? Makoto: Wha.......WHAT????? Ibuki: WHAAAA?! Sayaka: Oh my... This is quite the security! Nekomaru: THIS ISN'T A VIDEO GAAAAAME!!? Monokuma: Chihiro: H..huh? Chihiro: Junko: W-What is this...? Guns...? In a place like this? Kiyotaka: guns aren't welcomed in a school environment Nekomaru: Makoto: Mondo: The fuck is this! I'm getting out of here. Chiaki: Something tells me we wont be leaving anytime soon Mondo: *attempts to open front door* Monokuma: Hiyoko: Kya!?! Mondo: -roll 1d20 Monokuma: Monokuma: Nekomaru: Ibuki: Mondo: *changes mind* Mikan: Monokuma: <-dnd roll 1d20 guys> Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Stay away from the door!! Mondo: On second thought, those guns are no joke....are they? Nekomaru: Those guns make it a rather large hazard. I'd advise extreme caution... Chiaki: They seem real Ibuki: Ibuki would rather not find out... Chiaki: I mean we could test them Nekomaru: Perhaps we could throw something at the door? Ibuki: CHIAKI NO Chiaki: But I wouldnt want to risk it Sayaka: This seems quite elaborate for a prank... Chiaki: I dont think any of us should at this point Makoto: What if it kills everyone inside the room? Kiyotaka: We could always ask the head master what is going on Nekomaru: No, at this point... Kiyotaka: Speaking of which Kiyotaka: Where is he? Nekomaru: This goes far, far beyond what a normal prank would be. Sayaka: Maybe in the classrooms we saw earlier? Nekomaru: Perhaps in his office? Chiaki: I dont think anyone would go this far with a prank Hiyoko: *Hiyoko attempts to throw a gummy.* Ibuki: Hm... who put us here in the first place? Ibuki says we need to investigate the other rooms! Nekomaru: We should start with an investigation of the floor we're currently on, though. Monokuma: The gummy is fired at by both guns simultaneously Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: Hiyoko please refrain from litering Mondo: HOLY SHIT. Nekomaru: Sayaka: Eep! Poor gummy! Ibuki: AHHH! Chiaki: But it looks like they went to alot of effort to make it seem real which is nice I guess Nekomaru: SHIT!! Hiyoko: !!! Kiyotaka: ¡¡¡ Ibuki: The poor gummie! May it rest in pieces ;-; Makoto: They are...the real deal... Chiaki: You know theres a 10 second rule right? Nekomaru: This really is no joke... Sayaka: So umm... Let's stay far away from those guns! Chiaki: Like if you drop it you can still eat it if you get if off the ground in time Nekomaru: That is in NO WAY HEALTHY! Kiyotaka: We must exit this room immediately Mondo: Let's split up and search for a way out. Chiaki: Then maybe we could go with a 5 second rule? Makoto: Let's head to one of the classroms. Maybe the headmaster is waiting for us there... Hiyoko: It was yellow... I'm not gonna grab it! Chiaki: Oh well I guess we better move on Nekomaru: Even so, it's been more than 5 and 10 seconds... Kiyotaka: Fine I shall pick up it pieces and dispose of it Chiaki: The gummy is gonna have to wait for now Kiyotaka: *picks up pieces* Mondo: *exits to hallway* Mikan: S-Split up seems to be the right choice... Ibuki: *Ibuki leaves the main hall and ventures on into the hallway* Kiyotaka: What a waste Chiaki: *Follows Mondo* Kiyotaka: Huh Makoto: *Makoto goes outside with the others* Nekomaru: *Nekomaru enters the hallway with the others.* Kiyotaka: There seems to a lack of disposal bins Monokuma: Chiaki: Yes Chihiro: Makoto: Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: Monokuma: Kiyotaka: Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20 and rolled 6. Nekomaru: Monokuma: Monokuma: Nekomaru: Chiaki: Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Chiaki: Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Mondo: *heads to classroom 1A* Makoto: *follows Mondo* Mondo: *attempts to open door* Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 10. Peko: **Follows Makoto Monokuma: *Classroom 1-A* Looking around, you see nothing initially surprising about the room. It seems to just be a simple classroom. Well, apart from the windows Monokuma: Mikan: *Follow everyone* Kiyotaka: *walks to avi room* Chihiro: *Goes to Classroom 1A, cause everyone else is doing it* Makoto: Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: open door to avi room Nekomaru: Monokuma: Roll for strength pepsi Monokuma: Nekomaru: Chiaki: Well I don't want to be too lazy and do nothing Kiyotaka: -dnd roll Chihiro: Th...th... Hiyoko: *Hiyoko heads to Classroom 1A.* Monokuma: <-dnd roll 1d20> Makoto: Just iron plates and cameras here... Chihiro: *walks out* Chiaki: I might as well go check the other rooms down the hall Nekomaru: ... Kiyotaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Nekomaru: *Nekomaru attempts removing one of the plates from the windows.* Mondo: Let's see if these things can come off. *attempts to pry window covers* Despair Miku: Kiyotaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 4. Monokuma: Roll for strength Vince and double Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 17. Nekomaru: Monokuma: Kiyotaka, you attempt to open the door, only to find the door is bolted shut Nekomaru: Mondo: <-dnd roll 1d20> Monokuma: ^ Makoto: *Makoto leaves the room* Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20 and rolled 9. Makoto: *He heads towards 1-B* Nekomaru: Chiaki: If its okay Makoto: Maybe he is here... Kiyotaka: *walks toward stockroom* Chiaki: I'm going back to the gym to sleep Makoto: *Makoto tries to open the door* Monokuma: Neither Mondo nor Nekomaru are successful in prying off the iron sheets. Vince, however, attains battlescars Hiyoko: *Hiyoko moves back into the hallway and sits.* Monokuma: *Classroom 1-B* Classroom 1-B contains nothing significant whatsoever Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Nekomaru: This classroom contains nothing of note, does it? Nekomaru: Just like the other, all the windows are covered... Kiyotaka: *attempts to open stock room* Makoto: Yep... Nekomaru: Do you think there may be a chance at least one is removable? Kiyotaka: -roll 1d20 Monokuma: <-dnd roll 1d20> Makoto: Just by looking at them...not a chance.... Sayaka: Guys lets go take a look at what's through this door! It says it leads to a hotel? Kiyotaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Kiyotaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 18. Nekomaru: We'll come back to them later. Nekomaru: First of all, this...hotel? Makoto: *Makoto goes outside after hearing Sayaka's voice* Makoto: Hotel? Chiaki: *walks into gym and stares at the bleachers* Ahhhh.... Ibuki: Ohhh, a hotel! Ibuki has great memories from those! Monokuma: Kiyotaka attempts to open the shutters to the storeroom, however, they remain shut, seeming to be bolted to the floor Nekomaru: *Nekomaru follows Makoto to where Sayaka is.* Sayaka: *Walks into the hotel area* Makoto: *Makoto read the sign* *It says "Hotel Despair* Mondo: Ugh, come on guys. *enters despair hotel* Makoto: Des...pair? Peko: **Peko goes to the hotel area** Nekomaru: That's...not a very hotel-like name, is it? Sayaka: That's an odd name for a hotel.... Nekomaru: But I wonder why they'd even call it a hotel in the first place... Nekomaru: At any rate, should we explore further? Chihiro: *Follows everyone into hotel* Makoto: Wait...this is *Hope*'s peak academy right? Then why is it named despair... Makoto: This is bad...real bad.... Sayaka: Ah its one of those... Oxymoron things! Must be a joke! Makoto: *Makoto appears to be worrying* Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Makoto: Yea, could be...let's go... Nekomaru: Chiaki: *Chiaki yawns and walks into the hotel* Ibuki: Hm.... *Ibuki walks further into the hotel area* Nekomaru: At any rate, the font is rather stylish! Nekomaru: I believe we should press on! Chiaki: Those bleachers werent very comfy Kiyotaka: *looks deeply at vince wanting sex* Mondo: This ain't Hope's Peak. We've probably been abducted or some shit. There weren't any metal sheets on the window before. Nekomaru: Ibuki: Hey hey! There's another hallway back here! Someone has good design choices with these red lights! Kiyotaka: Nekomaru: <"looks at vince deeply wanting sex" I'm not blind unlike you> Chiaki: Well maybe this is hopes peak but they did some last minute renovations? Hiyoko: *Hiyoko follows the group.* Chiaki: The do that all the time with censoring video games and stuff Nekomaru: Well, we all haven't been in Hope's Peak before, correct? Kiyotaka: but why the metal sheets? Makoto: *Makoto walks into a large spaced area* Sayaka: Nekomaru: Are we...characters in a video game!? Chiaki: last minute and no one really thinks its the same Kiyotaka: i have never been here Ibuki: Nekomaru: Chihiro: H...hey! The name plates on these hotel rooms... they're all *our* names Kiyotaka: but i have seen the piictures online Kiyotaka: and this isnt how it looked Chiaki: I dont think so? it'd be kind of cool if we were though Makoto: Indeed, this is *our* hotel... Peko: It seems that we're supposed to live here? Chiaki: Could we test it? Sayaka: Maybe we should take a quick look inside our rooms and meet back in like a minute? Nekomaru: This is almost nothing like a hotel, though, Makoto: *Makoto looks at his nameplate* Chiaki: Wait I have a room?! Nekomaru: Considering how they're connected to the school... Nekomaru: I'd say this is the dormitory? Chiaki: Awww Peko: I suggest we keep on moving. Chiaki: I wouldnt have slept on the bleachers if someone told me... Nekomaru: *Nekomaru attempts to open the door with his name on it.* Makoto: *After some pondering, he tries to enter "his" rooms* Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Sayaka: Please do not fall alseep in your room Chiaki! Chiaki: But why? I'm... soo.. tired Nekomaru: Isn't that what a room is for in the first place, Sayaka? Chiaki: *Yawns* Peko: That wouldn't be helpful to us at all, though. Mondo: I don't care if this room has my name on it, I dunno what's inside. *heads into dining hall* Nekomaru: If you're tired, you should rest! But over excessive napping leads to various problems, so a good 9 hours of sleep should be obtained each night!! Makoto: Peko: **Moves to Dining hall** Nekomaru: < Monokuma do I roll to open the door?> Monokuma: Ibuki: Wait, there's a dining hall here? As in FOOD? *Ibuki follows Mondo into the dining hall* Chiaki: I don't sleep excessively Chiaki: I think Makoto: *Makoto enters his room without a problem* Chiaki: I just nap a lot Sayaka: *Follows Mondo as well* Monokuma: *Dining Hall* You enter the dining hall, and see an interesting sight. There is a giant glass window to one side, with a large table in the middle. To the left, you see a kitchen with a plethora of food available Makoto: *He closes the door behind him* Mondo: This shit gives me the creeps. Chihiro: *Chihiro finds her room, and enters it* Sayaka: Wait a minute? Glass? Does it lead outside? Sayaka: *Examines glass window* Nekomaru: This is quite a large amount of food... Sayaka: Oh dear its painted on! Nekomaru: At the very least, it seems like we'll have all we need for a balanced diet! Sayaka: What a bad joke... Kiyotaka: Why do I feel like eating a donut? Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Ibuki: *Ibuki knocks on the glass* ...That is definately not the sound glass would give! Great observation, Sayaka! Nekomaru: Hm, I wonder if... Nekomaru: You two, stand aside! Kiyotaka: No Sayaka: Please be careful Nekomaru! Nekomaru: *Nekomaru attempts punching the glass.* Kiyotaka: Breaking OS school property is prohibited Monokuma: Roll for strength Vince Kiyotaka: Breaking of school property is prohibited Kiyotaka: Sthap Chiaki: But how can you say thats against the rules? Chiaki: When there is none? Chiaki: Well yet anyway Peko: It's just a bad descision. Sayaka: Oh theres a room back here... I'll take a look over there Sayaka: *Enters the kitchen* Kiyotaka: Rember the guns? Peko: And what do you know about rules, Chiaki? Nekomaru: Mondo: Yeah breaking things tends to get you in trouble. I'd know. Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: What if that's what's waiting for you on the other side? Monokuma: Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20+4 Chiaki: I know most board games like Jenga have rules Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20+4 and rolled 21. Chiaki: or snakes and ladders but most people cheat anyway Monokuma: *Kitchen* Food, food and food. All you can see is food of all varieties. A set of knives is on the wall Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: So are you going to cheat? Chiaki: Well without a cheat code or a guidebook we can't really Chiaki: so we'll have to wait for now I guess Monokuma: Nekomaru attempts to break the glass, only to find the glass dissipates the kinetic energy througout the entire structure and ~~kills Nekomaru~~ does shit all Sayaka: Hey guys! i found a lot of food in the kitchen back there! It seems like it'll last us quite a long time Ibuki: ....what just happened? Nekomaru: Odd... Sayaka: Sayaka: Nekomaru: It seems as if the glass...absorbed my blow? Chiaki: Anyway what food is back there anyway Saya..ka? Peko: At least we have enough food to last us. Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: All this food is most definitely welcomed in school environment Sayaka: Umm there is quite a bit of everything! Apples, chicken, and a well stocked fridge! Chihiro: But... does it get restocked? Chiaki: Does everything have to be in a school environment? Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: Of course after all we are in one Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Chiaki: I mean theres a lot of other environment where food is welcome I think Chihiro: *Oh, shit, uh... just assume Chihiro walked into the kitchen after checking the things out* Kiyotaka: But we are currently in a school environment Monokuma: Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: So it is welcomed Mondo: Fuck it, food is food and all this running around and arguing is making me hungry. *grabs whatever and finds a seat* Monokuma: Roll 1d20 Mondo Nekomaru: Continuing at this pace on an empty stomach isn't a very good idea... Chiaki: *Chiaki walks up to mondo's bun and pokes it* Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 17. Nekomaru: I believe we should all stop and eat! Monokuma: You picked up a pineapple Mondo Nekomaru: Chiaki: Wow is this natural? it looks like a corncob or something Mondo: Hell yeah, I'm eating the fuck out of this. Chihiro: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Chihiro rolled 1 d20 and rolled 6. Chihiro: Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20 and rolled 10. Monokuma: Chihiro gets an apple, Nekomaru gets a nectarine Chiaki: So umm Mondo do you perm this or? It looks really wierd Kiyotaka: I shall continue investigation of this floor Chiaki: It reminds me of a corncob or something Nekomaru: *Nekomaru eats the peach. Nice, ass-fruit. Chiaki: So you wouldnt be mad if I tried to eat it or something right? Nekomaru: *Nekomaru eats the peach. Nice, ass-fruit.* Monokuma: Sayaka: I don't think hair is healthy for you Chiaki... Chihiro: *Chihiro eats the apple* Nekomaru: <*kills miku with final breath*> Kiyotaka: Mondo: Step away from the hair. I ain't joking. I don't hit girls but a man's do is his pride. Chiaki: oooh Monokuma: Chiaki: So like a corncob or pride? Chiaki: That's aweomse! Sayaka: Umm Mondo do you want me to cut up the pineapple? You know you can't eat it like thar right? Kiyotaka: Ibuki: Chiaki: That's awesome! Sayaka: Umm Mondo do you want me to cut up the pineapple? You know you can't eat it like that right? Chiaki: So like a corncob of pride? Mondo: ....thanks I guess. Nah, fruit is fruit I'm pretty sure I can bite through it. Monokuma: <2> Nekomaru: Monokuma: <12> Nekomaru: Chiaki: Umm is there anything healthy around to eat? Monokuma: Sayaka: Well fruits are quite healthy for you Chiaki... Maybe Mondo will share his pineapple Nekomaru: <"pineapple"> Chiaki: umm fruit osnt that healthy for me actually... Mondo: Oh shit...UH. HERE DO YOU WANT SOME. Sayaka: Nekomaru: In that case, Chiaki, I'd recommend you select some meat! Nekomaru: <"""""meat"""""> Ibuki: AAAAAlrighty, if we're already getting comfy and eating, I should make something for everyone! Who wants to help me make something? Chiaki: Maybe a cola or something with a tiny bit of sugar? Kiyotaka: Chiaki: umm fruit isnt that healthy for me actually... Sayaka: Nekomaru: THAT ISN'T HEALTHY AT ALL!! Peko: I can have an apple. Kiyotaka: Nekomaru: Fruit contains sugar, anyway! Chiaki: It is for me! Chiaki: I think I'll settle for some pineapple then Chiaki: we have to cut it first right? Kiyotaka: Yes Chiaki: I think I'll settle for some pineapple then... Kiyotaka: Cut the skin off Sayaka: Kiyotaka: And cut the leaves Kiyotaka: The core isn't edible Kiyotaka: Also cut the bottom off Makoto: *Makoto exits his room, with a key in hand* Chiaki: That seems like a lot of effort Chiaki: I think we'll just eat it as it is for now I guess Makoto: *He is heading towards the open area* Kiyotaka: That isn't how you do it Kiyotaka: ;-; Ibuki: Sayaka: So umm let's cook something? Peko: Makoto: *Makoto looks around the kitchen, looking at the large stack of food* Chiaki: Actually on second thought you can have the pineapple to yourself Mondo Peko: Kiyotaka: Nekomaru: Allow me to assist with cooking! Chiaki: But thanks for sharign anyway Mondo: Yeah. More for me. *attempts to bite through the pineapple again* -dnd roll 1d20 Chiaki: But thanks for sharing anyway Mondo: ....there is no god. Kiyotaka: Mondo maybe you should stop? Monokuma: Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 19. Kiyotaka: You seem to be in pain Chiaki: < ❓ 🌽 ❓ > Kiyotaka: I mean there **is** blood coming out of your mouth Peko: Yes. Besides, pineapples are meant to be cut. Monokuma: You bite through the pineapple with minimal damage Kiyotaka: Peko: You can't just bite a pineapple. Nekomaru: Chiaki: ........................ Mondo: See? Piece of cake - hahaha! (spits out blood) Nekomaru: Ibuki: Miiikaaan! Do you happen to have dental training? Chiaki: ...................................... Makoto: Nekomaru: You'll hurt yourself if you keep this up, fool! Peko: Nekomaru: Just use a knife! Chiaki: Well I'd imagine she's a nurse not a barbie doll Nekomaru: Makoto: There are some kinves in the wall! Kiyotaka: Chiaki: so she's probably only good for general nursing Peko: Oh, for christ's sake. Peko: *Attempts to cut the pineapple* Chihiro: roll for reasons lol Sayaka: *Sayaka grabs some food and attempts to cook something* Chihiro: Peko: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Peko rolled 1 d20 and rolled 9. Makoto: Wait, eh...how did you get that sword? Sayaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Sayaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15. Monokuma: The knife gets lodged in the pineapple Kiyotaka: I think I will be heading to the gymnasium Peko: Well then. Chiaki: I'm... gonna go to my room so yeah.... wake me up later okay? Monokuma: Then, Sayaka's knife managed to cut through the knife Sayaka: Oh guys look! My knife is special! Makoto: Mondo: Jesus, I WAS EATING THAT Chihiro: Peko: Peko: I too will be heading for the gym. Kiyotaka: *attempts to open door* Kiyotaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Monokuma: You pass Chiaki: *Chiaki rubs her eyes and walks towards her* Despair Miku: Kiyotaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 10. Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: Mondo: Nekomaru: Sayaka: *Sayaka cuts up the whole pineapple but all the juice squirts over her* Sayaka: Oh no I'm sticky Mondo: *blushes* Nekomaru: ... Kiyotaka: Monokuma pls Sayaka: Is there a shower somewhere.... Makoto: *Makoto has a weird mix of bafflement and blushness* Chihiro: There's one in your room Chihiro: there's one in all of our rooms Monokuma: Sayaka: Alright I'll be right back... Mondo: Now that you mention it, I noticed a bathhouse in the hallway as well. Makoto: Sayaka: *Sayaka leaves for her room, knife in hand* Nekomaru: Kiyotaka: Sayaka: Oh I'm just going to wash it! Mondo: ...in the shower? Ibuki: Ohhhh~ C'mon Sayaka, I'll help you clean up! Peko: I assume there are sinks. Chiaki: Makoto: Maizono-san...there is a sink... Sayaka: Oh that's fine... Nekomaru: Nekomaru: Ibuki: Aaaand you can leave the knife in the kitchen, we'll clean it up later! Sayaka: It would be more convinient if I washed the knife while washing myself! Nekomaru: Chihiro: Peko: Chiaki: ummmm Chihiro: Sayaka: *Sayaka showers and attempts to wash her knife while showering* Sayaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Kiyotaka: Stop making a Yuri force field Chiaki: So guys I have no idea where my room is Despair Miku: Sayaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 5. Sayaka: Peko: Ibuki: Nekomaru: Makoto: Monokuma: The knife slips and ~~cuts off all your limbs~~ harmlessly falls down the drain Ibuki: Sayaka: Oops! Peko: Nekomaru: Mondo: Well guys, there Sayaka: *Sayaka wears her clothes and meets the rest outside* Chihiro: Mondo: Well guys, there's a nicely sliced pineapple here. Mikan: < I just got here but i´m dieing already with the scene XD> Sayaka: Guys... I dropped the knife down a drain... Makoto: Nekomaru: How...How do you manage that!? Chiaki: How do you drop a knife down a shower drain? Ibuki: How do you drop a knife down the drain? Nekomaru: Are the drains really that large!? Sayaka: Well the soap was slippery and it just slipped I guess? Nekomaru: ... Chiaki: ...................... Kiyotaka: Everyone have you seen the gymnasium? Ibuki: Ibuki should write a song about that! Thanks for the inspiration! Nekomaru: Sayaka Maizono, have you ever considered playing any sports...? Kiyotaka: I feel like as should all be there Makoto: ...........................*the blush is still going on* Kiyotaka: Like right now Sayaka: Well at least we have the cut pineapple Peko: I think it's on the west side of the building. Kiyotaka: Yes I was just there Kiyotaka: I think I saw someone there Mondo: Alright guys, *grabs pineapple pieces* I'm headed to the gym. Peko: What? Chiaki: Awww Sayaka: No Mondo! Please there's plates in the kitchen! Chiaki: Do i have to go back to the gym? Mondo: *Mondo exuent* Peko: *Peko exits to the gym* Ibuki: Hm? What's in the gym? Chihiro: Sayaka: *Sayaka grabs a plate and runs after Mondo* Chiaki: Free pineapple Nekomaru: *Nekomaru heads back to the gym.* Makoto: *Makoto follows the pack* Ibuki: Ohh, I never refuse free food! Mondo, wait for me! Ibuki: *Ibuki goes to the gym* Chiaki: I second that! Kiyotaka: *secretly eats doughnut* Chiaki: *Chiaki follows Ibuki* Chihiro: I'll just go stay in my room for a bit Kiyotaka: *follows everyone else* Mondo: *Mondo walks briskly down the hall towards the gym and stands in front of the entrance* Mondo: *and eats a single piece of pineapple* Chihiro: *Chihiro goes to hotel room* Mikan: *Mikan follows Chiaki* Sayaka: *Sayaka notices that Mondo has dropped multiple pineapple pieces on the floor* Peko: *Peko reaches the gym* Sayaka: *She picks them up and puts them on the plate, hoping no one notices* Monokuma: *As everyone starts to settle down and move about freely, you all simultaneously hear crackling on the monitors, previously untouched* Testing, testing... Mike check, mike check Kiyotaka: Sayaka those pineapples are dirty Sayaka: Oh! Umm! No I took these from Mondo! Peko: Hello? Chihiro: Nekomaru: Enough with the PINEAPPLES!! Sayaka: See? Sayaka: *Eats pineapple* Nekomaru: Chihiro: Sayaka: perfectly safe! Kiyotaka: Ok Mikan: W-WHat is this now? Kiyotaka: *walks toward gyn* Chiaki: Huh? I swear I just heard something over the pr just now? Sayaka: Wait did you hear that? Kiyotaka: *walks toward gym* Ibuki: *Ibuki turns her attention to the nearest monitor* Oh, a new voice! Hi there! Nekomaru: There are more pineapples in the cafeteria, so don't eat TRASH!! Chihiro: h..huh? Sayaka: But I hate wasting food... Nekomaru: Mondo: That voice gives me the willies. What was that? Peko: Who is there? Chihiro: *Chihiro finds the monitor has turned on and is displaying something* Monokuma: Now that I have your attention, please all gather in the dining hall around Sayaka's pineapple That's what I'd say, if this were some predictable video game roleplay. Instead, everyone gather in the gym, please hurry! Kiyotaka: Oh voice from the heavens please tell us yvhw's message Sayaka: *Sayaka walks to the gym, passing by Hiyoko who has fallen asleep on the floor and no one cares about* Nekomaru: More pineapples...!? Peko: What? Monokuma: Chihiro: Uh... okay. Sayaka: Ibuki: *Ibuki heads towards the gym* Chiaki: Well I guess we have no choice but to get free food now huh Ibuki? Mondo: Wait, I thought the pineapple was mine! *enters the gym* Peko: Why does this mysterious voice know what happened with the pineapples? Monokuma: *The gym doors remain stubbornly locked* Nekomaru: *Nekomaru continues on to the gym.* Chihiro: *Chihiro takes the key she forgot first time around, walks out of the hotel room, and goes to the gym* Sayaka: Well umm maybe he was watching us through these cameras? Chiaki: *Walks towards the gym with Ibuki* Peko: *Peko attempts to open the door.* Monokuma: Roll for strength Mondo & Nekomaru Kiyotaka: Chihiro no running in the halls Monokuma: & Peko Peko: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Peko rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15. Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 18. Monokuma: Mondo & Neko get + 4 Ibuki: *Ibuki rapidly knocks on the gym door* Helloooooooo? Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20+4 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20+4 and rolled 21. Chihiro: Chihiro: Oh, thanks Nekomaru! Kiyotaka: Sayaka: Ibuki: <2fabulous4me> Peko: Monokuma: Mondo kicks the door down, busting it completely off its hinges, making sure it will never serve another pineapple lover Inside, you find a scantily clad monochrome bear, laying sexily across the stage, facing the back wall Nekomaru: Peko: Excuse me? Makoto: Eh....Eh?! Monokuma: Chiaki: Ummm Mondo: What the hell is that bear? Kiyotaka: Bear? Mondo: That wasn't here before. Ibuki: Hey, who had time to put a stuffed bear here? Monokuma: "Oh... I wasn't expected to be disturbed so soon" Nekomaru: What the hell is this!? Kiyotaka: I see a kuma Chiaki: I really don't know what I was expecting Ibuki: AHHH! IT TALKS! Chihiro: huh? it... it's a bear Peko: What the hell? Nekomaru: A TALKING TOY!? Makoto: What....are you? Monokuma: Slowly turning around, you see that this sexy bear has the sexiest face known to mankind... ~~A pineapple!~~ You see this bear has white running down his right and black running down his left Monokuma: "Ahem. Hello, students" Mondo: *Mondo is too shocked to speak* Sayaka: Are you our teacher? Peko: ...Hello, teddy bear. Nekomaru: A stuffed toy for a teacher? Makoto: Does it look like a teacher? Chiaki: This is some sort of joke right? Ibuki: Hi there! Nekomaru: That's utterly ABSUUUURD!! Makoto: I...I refuse to believe it.... Kiyotaka: Tsk Peko: ...You are a teddy bear, aren't you? Monokuma: Hi there Ibuki! I am your prinicpal, Monokuma! Monokuma: Hi there Ibuki! I am your principal, Monokuma! Ibuki: *Ibuki waves* Peko: ...Principal? Mondo: P-Principal? The fuck? Mikan: P-Principal...? A Bear...? Chihiro: P..principal? Makoto: *Makoto appears wholly puzzled* Monokuma: That's right! I am the one responsible for the pristine education that will fulfill the rest of your young, supple, lives! Kiyotaka: Monokuma may I request a copy of the student handbook? Sayaka: So... you were the one that brought us here? Chiaki: He looks more like a cartoon bear or that one easy first level boss Monokuma: "That's right! I am the one responsible for the pristine education that will fulfill the rest of your young, supple, lives!" Nekomaru: The...Principal? Monokuma: "You absolutely may Kiyotaka" Roll for charisma Sayaka: Nekomaru: If the Principal of this Academy were a Bear, that would surely be all over the papers...! Kiyotaka: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Kiyotaka rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15. Peko: This isn't the time to distribute student handbooks. Peko: Who are you? Monokuma: "That's right Nekomaru! Your principal!" "Honestly, you have a boar running for president of the United States, why should a bear being principal of such a pristine facility surprise you" "And, on second thought Kiyotaka, Peko's right. This is no time for such actions" Nekomaru: "But we live in JAPAAAAAAAN!!" Kiyotaka: Monokuma: "That's right Nekomaru! Your principal!" "Honestly, there's a boar running for president of the United States, why should a bear being principal of such a pristine facility surprise you" "And, on second thought Kiyotaka, Peko's right. This is no time for such actions" Peko: Indeed. Peko: ' Mondo: Kiyotaka: Makoto: *"A boar running for President in the US? Is he it fool or a donkey? Or did I miss something?"* *Makoto's inner thoughts* Monokuma: "Now, I'm here to inform you all of a slight... change... in the education process here at Hope's Peak" Monokuma: "From now on, Hope's Peak has decided on a more... hands-on approach to education" Nekomaru: This is much more than simply slight! Peko: ....Can you explain what you mean by 'hands on'? Sayaka: By slight do you mean you got rid of all the other teachers and students? That seems a bit... drastic.... Ibuki: Hands on approach? What's that? Monokuma: "Why, it's simple" Monokuma: "You're all going to have to murder if you want to leave this place" Kiyotaka: Ok Peko: ... Ibuki: ....WHAAAAT? Kiyotaka: Wait what? Chiaki: ................. Peko: ......Come again? Chihiro: ......... Makoto: Mu...Murder? Sayaka: Eep? Chihiro: n....no..... Kiyotaka: Could you repeat...That? Mondo: *runs up and grabs Monokuma* Chihiro: No! Makoto: You've...got be joking..... Mondo: The fuck are you talking about Monokuma: "Need I explain it simpler for your simple minds? M - U - R - D - E - R" Chiaki: Literal or metaphorical? Kiyotaka: Please define murder Peko: We know what murder is. Mikan: M-Murder...? You mean...L-Like a murder game, right? N-Nothing real...R-Right...? Peko: And don't humor the bear. Monokuma: "I'm not even going to justify that with an answer. So here's a statement instead" "KILL EACH OTHER" Chiaki: Okay Kiyotaka: M'kay Chiaki: Wait what!? Nekomaru: ... Mondo: What the hell kind of a curriculum is that!? Nekomaru: KILL EACHOTHER!? Nekomaru: That's not educational at all!! Chihiro: wh...what kind of a horrible school is this? Mondo: You can't keep me here, you son of a bitch! Monokuma: "Some of the staff decided that PDH wasn't quite... educational, enough" Ibuki: Huuuuh?! But why?! You don't just tell people to murder someone! You have to take them to dinner first, soften them up a bit! Makoto: Wait...you mean. We are...inside a murder...coloseum or something? Chihiro: I... I want out! Chiaki: Guys I think it's clear, we're not in school anymore... Monokuma: "Biology just wasn't cutting it" "And you want out? Well, Chihiro my dear, better get that axe ready then!" Peko: You're joking. Nekomaru: ... Kiyotaka: Mr.kuma may I ask where **IS** the other staff? Monokuma: "Quite on the contrary, my dear gamer, this is nothing other than a school!" Nekomaru: So is this why there a guns at the entrance!? Peko: And WHY do we have to murder? Nekomaru: So is this why there are guns at the entrance!? Monokuma: "Let's just say they got in the way of the education of our students, Kiyotaka" "Why, it's simple Peko. You don't" Monokuma: "But, if you ever want to return to your old, boring lives outside" "I'd advise you reconsider your stance" Ibuki: I came to this school to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now Sayaka: Wait... we're really stuck here? That wasn't a joke? Peko: So, we're trapped here until we murder? Makoto: Monokuma....you say, it is only us that are trapped here? Nekomaru: No, there must be another way out! Chiaki: This isn't right Monokuma: "No ma'am. Bear's honour" "Yessiree Peko" "And why that is correct Makoto" Nekomaru: There must be a flaw somewhere...! Sayaka: Well.. I'm pretty famous... If I were missing for more than a few days I would think people would come looking! Kiyotaka: This....this must be a joke....you know for the new student like a initiation ceremony..... Right? Nekomaru: But, we're all Ultimate students... Nekomaru: How could you have forced us into a situation like this!? Peko: You're a person, correct? Ibuki: I agree with Sayaka! Most of us here are pretty famous, the police will notice we're gone ASAP! Nekomaru: ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN!? Monokuma: "Why, it's so simple Nekomaru" ... "You all fell for the same trap" Peko: \ Mondo: Trap? I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Mondo: You fell for MY trap, bitch. Peko: I nominate the bear as our necessary sacrifice. Mondo: *charges at Monokuma* Monokuma: "I welcome you to try, big guy" "But, violation of the school rules lets me... get involved personally" Nekomaru: ...Trap? Chiaki: Mondo don't do it! Monokuma: Roll 1d20 Mondo Nekomaru: Was entering this school...a trap? Monokuma: +2 Sayaka: You've activated my trap card? Peko: Do it. Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15. Mondo: TAKE THIS Nekomaru: Mondo, you fool!! Nekomaru: DON'T BE SO RECKLEEEEEEEEESS!! Monokuma: *Mondo charges at Monokuma, successfully grappling him* Peko: Fool, he's doing us all a favor. Mondo: Not so tough now! Monokuma: ... Kiyotaka: Punching wildlife isn't welcomed in a school environment Chiaki: Mondo Monokuma: "..." Peko: ... Mondo: Say something bitch! Monokuma: "..." Chiaki: I think we should put it down Peko: On second thought, the bear's a bomb. Ibuki: That's a nice rhytm you have with the beeping there! Peko: Throw it. Makoto: Wait.....MONDO THROW IT! Monokuma: "*Bear* in mind Mondo... the consequences... for your actions" Monokuma: ". . ." Nekomaru: Don't stay near it, you...! Peko: THROW IT. Nekomaru: GET RID OF IIIIIIIIIT!! Mondo: *throws the bear* Makoto: NOW Ibuki: ....Wait, BOMBS BEEP. THROW IT! Monokuma: Roll 1d20 Monokuma: +2 Mondo: -dnd roll 1d20 Sayaka: Despair Miku: Mondo rolled 1 d20 and rolled 15. Nekomaru: Peko: Nekomaru: This escalated quickly from pineapples...! Kiyotaka: That reminds me Monokuma: *Mondo throws Monokuma up into the air, just in time - Monokuma explodes mid air - just like those pineapples from the dining room" Monokuma: *Mondo throws Monokuma up into the air, just in time - Monokuma explodes mid air - just like those pineapples from the dining room* Kiyotaka: Sayaka where is the plate of pineapples you had? Sayaka: Oh dear... Speaking of which the knife really fell down a drain! I wasn't umm planning to kill anyone or anything Ibuki: AHHHHH@ Ibuki: AHHHHH! Chiaki: ......... Mondo: WHAT THE Makoto: *Makoto is knocked down by the force of the explosion* Peko: JESUS CHRIST Nekomaru: E-EXPLODING BEARS!? Monokuma: *Bits of stuffing go everywhere, including onto the pineapple Sayaka had* Chiaki: I think we can all learn a lesson here... Sayaka: Oh no Makoto! Mikan is he alright? Ibuki: I-Ibuki's ears are used to concert basses, not explosions! Mondo: *pulls out a bit of exploded bear from his hair* Sayaka: Eek my pineapples! Makoto: I am....fine... Chiaki: At least we know the bear isnt a first level boss Sayaka: Well at least he's gone right? Chiaki: He's more like a raid boss or something Makoto: *Makoto struggles to get up* Nekomaru: ... Makoto: Nekomaru: Are there...more...? Makoto: -dnd roll 1d20 Peko: I think you're on to something, Maisono. Despair Miku: Makoto rolled 1 d20+((Math.random()>0.5?1:-1)*(sides/16)) and rolled 21. Monokuma: Kiyotaka: Is video games the only thing you know? Chiaki: Being the ironic nature I wouldnt be surprised... Sayaka: Peko: Nekomaru: Peko: Makoto: *Makoto stands up in one piece, feeling fine...* Nekomaru: Peko: Ibuki: <2bullshit4me> Sayaka: *Sayaka walks over to where Monokuma was* Makoto: Well...at least it should be dead... Sayaka: Was there something controlling it? Nekomaru: Nekomaru: *Moves forward to investigate with Sayaka.* Kiyotaka: Gais how much morpheme do we have ? I know how to get outta here Nekomaru: Move aside for a moment, Sayaka. Allow me to check. Sayaka: Oh ok! Nekomaru: It may be dangerous, so be prepared. Chiaki: Well I know how to sleep and eat Chiaki: does that count? Peko: *Pokes the remains of exploded bear* Kiyotaka: Hmm Chiaki: I mean they're not video games Nekomaru: *Nekomaru attempts an investigation of where they first found Monokuma.* Makoto: Kiyotaka: Any thing useful in a school environment? Nekomaru: Peko: It doesn't look like it's going to get up soon, Nekomaru: Monokuma: *As Nekomaru peers over where Monokuma first emerged from, that section of the stage disappears entirely* Peko: What. Ibuki: Well, that's one less psycho bear to worry abou- AHHH THERE'S ANOTHER ONE Nekomaru: SHIIIIT!? Monokuma: Vince, roll 1d20+dex mod, whatever yours is Chihiro: My... ugh... my ears are ringing. Nekomaru: -dnd roll 1d20+4 Despair Miku: Nekomaru rolled 1 d20+4 and rolled 11. Monokuma: Your dex mod is not 4 Makoto: close your nose and blow it Fujisaki-san! Monokuma: Pretty sure it's 2, so that's a 9 Chihiro: *does that* Nekomaru: Chihiro: Oh hey, that's better Chihiro: Thanks Makoto! Monokuma: *Kiyotaka falls unconscious randomly* Nekomaru: Makoto: Taka! Peko: Honestly I'm not even suprised. Monokuma: Makoto: *Makoto rushes to Taka's body* Nekomaru: Chiaki: Huh? how did he just fall down like that?! Chiaki: That's not normal Sayaka: How did a stage even disappear like that? That's not normal either... Nekomaru: Allow me to check his pulse...! Chiaki: I mean I want sleep but that's far from normal Makoto: Sure, take heed! Peko: You're asking about logic now, Nanami? Chiaki: Actually this is all too far from normal Nekomaru: *Does the thing.* Chiaki: Well yeah Nekomaru: *inb4 cpr* Monokuma: *Nekomaru barely remains on the ground, with Sayaka holding him back* *As Nekomaru regains his composture, everyone hears an eerie voice calling out from the shadows* "Puhuhu... Did you really think that was all it would take to get rid of me...?" Chiaki: We know this isnt some video game but it's still a game if that makes sense Makoto: AHHHHHHHH! Monokuma: Nekomaru: THERE'S MORE!? Makoto: It's back! Peko: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Ibuki: *Ibuki starts humming the song fuck this shit im out* Sayaka: Chihiro: Chihiro: Sayaka: Chiaki: I called it that'd be a second Chiaki: just saying... Monokuma: *Chihiro also randomly falls asleep in the middle of the gym* Monokuma: "So back to this business about you all *not* killing each other" Monokuma: "Is that really a risk you're all willing to take? Nekomaru: You mean common sense? Monokuma: "Is that really a risk you're all willing to take?" Peko: Now that you're back, can you please explain what you're doing to everyone? Nekomaru: What're you plannin', you damn robot bear...!? Nekomaru: What're you planning, you damn robot bear...!? Nekomaru: <> Monokuma: "Why, it's quite simple Peko" "You're trapped here in order for you all to study the school curriculum" Peko: What school curriculum? Nekomaru: Then where are our textbooks and uniforms!? Chiaki: Murder isn't a school subject last time I checked Chiaki: I think Chiaki: I hope Monokuma: I'm sure you'll find those all in your rooms.. ehh, somewhere Chiaki: ..... Ibuki: Then why would killing be related to school?? Makoto: Monokuma: "I'm sure you'll find those all in your rooms.. ehh, somewhere" Peko: Monokuma: Chiaki: Monokuma: "Remember what I said before about that... hands on... approach..?" Nekomaru: Makoto: Nekomaru: As in training? Monokuma: "This year, we're studying the human anatomy" "And we decided that the best way to do that" Nekomaru: Human anatomy!? Monokuma: "Would be to have students study their dead classmates after killing them!" Nekomaru: Are you the stand in for the Gym Teacher!? Nekomaru: THAT MAKES NO SEEEENSEEEE!! Ibuki: Monokuma: Chiaki: That doesnt make anysense at all Sayaka: I'm sure Mikan can teach us human anatomy just fine! Makoto: *Makoto tries to drink in that excuse*, it is a joke...a facade..........right? Chiaki: I second that Sayaka: Nekomaru: If she can't, I'd be able to assist as well! Monokuma: "Yes, let's go with that. Mikan, would you kindly demonstrate to us what the inside of a human skull looks like?" Monokuma: "I'm sure there's plenty of metal bats you could use to beat someones head in with" Peko: Why would she want to do that? Ibuki: Mikan, don't! It's a trap! Nekomaru: What about just projecting a diagram!? Mondo: What the hell is wrong with you! This is a sick joke. Chiaki: You really want us to kill people Peko: Chiaki: This isn't a cirriculum Nekomaru: Makoto: Monokuma: *In the middle of questioning the sexiness of Monokuma, Peko falls asleep too* Nekomaru: