UnderMybrella: UnderMybrella: Mina: Ace3000: Mina: UnderMybrella: *Ding dong, bing bong* "Attention students, this is a school announcement. It is now 7 am. Time to rise and shine! Your classes begin soon, after all" Ace3000: _Chihiro wakes up, gets ready, then goes to the classroom_ UnderMybrella: Ace3000: UnderMybrella: Jiggles: Ace3000: _Forgetting that breakfast is a thing, Chihiro walks to the cafeteria_ UnderMybrella: <*one* **two** ***three***> Ace3000: Jiggles: Ace3000: _After forgetting that breakfast is a thing, Chihiro walks to the cafeteria_ UnderMybrella: <_one_ __two__ ___three___> Ace3000: Mina: <*test*> Jiggles: *Sayaka goes to get food* D00zy1301: *Yawning, Junko awakes and briefly gets ready, taking her time, then heads into the dining hall to grab something light to eat before class* Mina: *After checking her clothes, Celeste heads to the cafeteria for her usual breakfast* Mina: UnderMybrella: <**two**> Mina: Ace3000: Morning guys! TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki pounces out of her bed in excitment and heads to the cafiteria* Ace3000: Did you read the notice? TacoTheTaco: *Ibuki pounces out of her bed in excitment and heads to the cafeteria* Mina: Ace3000: Apparently we have Physics, not Advanced English as it was TacoTheTaco: Goooood Morniiing! Ace3000: Morning Mioda! Mina: Good morning, Fujisaki-kun, Mioda-san Jiggles: Good morning everybody! Mina: Ace3000: <-chan> TacoTheTaco: Ehhhhhhh? I don't remember the girl in the lolita outfit! Ace3000: Ace3000: Mina: Ace3000: Ace3000: Jiggles: TacoTheTaco: Mina: Ace3000: Mina: Ah, I believe we have not met, yes? I am Celestia Ludenburg, but please call me Celeste Mina: UnderMybrella: UnderMybrella: TacoTheTaco: Well, Ibuki is happy to meet you, Celeste! Check out the killer lolita outfit! Mina: VinVin: Mina: UnderMybrella: Jiggles: Hello Celeste! You are japanese right? Is that your real name? Ace3000: _Chihiro makes some coffee_ Mina: I was born in Japan, yes, but that is indeed my real name. Ace3000: D-Does anyone else want some coffee? I'm making some! Mina: VinVin: doubleohjohn: *Mondo crawls out of bed, trudging out of his room towards the cafeteria* Jiggles: I'm more of a tea person but thanks for the offer Chihiro! TacoTheTaco: Hmmmm, Sayaka has a point. Ohhhhhh, perhaps a stage name! Ibuki knows plenty of people with those thanks to playing in a band! doubleohjohn: *Upon walking in he mumbles an unintelligible greeting* TacoTheTaco: Morning, Mondo! Mina: Thanks you for the offer, Fujisaki, but I will decline Mina: TacoTheTaco: I'm more of a hot chocolate person, Chihiro, but thanks for the delicious offer! Adventureflame: _Aoi falls out of bed, landing flat on her face. After sprightly picking herself back up, she heads to the cafeteria._ Ace3000: SemiZeroGravity: Adventureflame: UnderMybrella: Ace3000: _Chihiro comes back into the cafeteria and sits down, a coffee mug in hand_ SemiZeroGravity: Coffe is bad 4 u Adventureflame: Morning everyone! Anyone found a way out of this place yet? Mina: Mina: SemiZeroGravity: So SemiZeroGravity: Are we really just gonna accept that a knife fell down a hole? SemiZeroGravity: A shower drain at that Mina: Since it has happened, it would seem we would accept it as truth, yes? Jiggles: Right in front of my eyes it fell down the drain! SemiZeroGravity: No one is going to check it out? Jiggles: It must be a Christmas miracle Mina: ...Unless you have a way into the waterwork system, we do not Mina: We can only hope Monokuma decides to do something about it Mina: TacoTheTaco: Sayaaakaaaaaa What sort of magical witchcraft did you use to have that happen! Or is your Ultimate Talent so OP that it extends to knife losing?! SemiZeroGravity: So no one suspects maizano of anything? SemiZeroGravity: M'kay Jiggles: Well I am a "pop sensation" after all! I just made the knife pop out of existence! Adventureflame: Oh yeah, I heard about that! I was kinda passed out over my desk yesterday. But anyway, did anyone notice a lack on pineapples in the kitchen. Know what that's all about? Mina: ...Why, Maizono-san TacoTheTaco: Woah! SemiZeroGravity: I think after what happened yesterday the pineapples were confiscated doubleohjohn: Well, I've been taking a lot of fruit back to my room recently. *Mondo casually pulls an apple out of his pocket and takes a bite out of it.* SemiZeroGravity: Okay SemiZeroGravity: Is that allowed? Mina: Oh? Did something happen? Mina: D00zy1301: Monokuma didn't seem to have a problem with it before, did he? TacoTheTaco: Ah, practical thinking, Mondo! Stocking up for the apocalypse is a great idea! Ace3000: I was in the kitchen making coffee, I did notice the lack of pineapples doubleohjohn: Well I'm still alive and not "punished" so I guess it's alright by the bear. Adventureflame: Remember to share, Mondo! You're not the only one here trying to keep up a semi-healthy lifestyle! SemiZeroGravity: The apocalypse will never happen SemiZeroGravity: In our lifetime atleast Mina: But surely a diet soley from pineapples would not benefit in the long run? SemiZeroGravity: Adventureflame: I dunno. There's some pretty strange diets for athletes out there... doubleohjohn: Oh that's true. Nekomaru sensei told me to start piling on the meat. SemiZeroGravity: Mina I have attually seen an all pineapple diet Adventureflame: How did it turn out? Mina: Yes, I am curious to know SemiZeroGravity: Albeit the participants were rushed to the hospital after a month Mina: Yes, I too am curious to know Adventureflame: Ah. Mina: ...Would that mean that Mondo is planning to take his own life, then? SemiZeroGravity: Pineapples don't have enough protein to sustain a person, who would have known? Mina: Jiggles: Either that or he is pregnant with a baby! Jiggles: I heard pineapples are bad for pregnant people! Adventureflame: I'm always willing to push myself! Hey, maybe I'll join in on this pineapple diet, but with doughnuts instead! Adventureflame: Sounds like a challenge! SemiZeroGravity: That's now how humans work maizono doubleohjohn: Look I enjoy the taste of fruit alright? Fuck. Mina: Did you not hear what Ishimaru mention? SemiZeroGravity: Surely you have other foods in your diet SemiZeroGravity: Like some steak? Mina: SemiZeroGravity: Doughnuts? Mina: Jiggles: How about I cook up some scrambled eggs for you guys? I remember seeing some eggs in the kitchen Adventureflame: I'd recommend the second one! doubleohjohn: Like I said before, Nekomaru sensei got me to start eating like an Ultimate Brawler, so let's leave it at that. TacoTheTaco: I feel like something is missing from this conversation.... oh right! ACTUAL FOOD! All this talking is making me hungry! And that's why I'm going to head with Sayaka to the kitchen and make loooots of food for you guys! SemiZeroGravity: But you need protein to build muscles mondo Mina: Indeed, an imbalanced diet would not end well for someone like you, yes? SemiZeroGravity: With a pineapple only diet you'll loose what muscle mass you have Jiggles: *Sayaka cooks some yummy eggs* SemiZeroGravity: doubleohjohn: Fuck, I'm eating meat too, you guys. SemiZeroGravity: Prove it Adventureflame: Hey Ibuki, don't go as extreme on the sugar this time. I want to make it through the day without passing out. TacoTheTaco: *some time later ibuki returns from the kitchen with a ton of breakfast-esque foods* doubleohjohn: Oh fuck you Ishitaka, I don't have to prove anything to you. SemiZeroGravity: As the moral compass of this school I need to keep everone in high morale and food is a big part of keeping a high morale TacoTheTaco: Chow time! *ibuki grabs a bagel and noms on it* SemiZeroGravity: Just look at those skinny people Ace3000: Ooh, that smells nice! SemiZeroGravity: Do they look happy? Jiggles: *Sayaka just eats some lame salad* Adventureflame: Hmm... I'm thinkin' just ramen and chips will do me for a healthy breakfast! doubleohjohn: *Mondo ignores the question and nods himself to sleep, snoring loudly* Ace3000: _Chihiro grabs a couple of rashers of bacon... this better be bacon._ Adventureflame: _Aoi heads to the kitchen._ SemiZeroGravity: Maizono what happned to the eggs? Mina: *Celeste proceeds to take a baguette and some jam* SemiZeroGravity: I guess should eat too Ace3000: Mmmm! This tastes good! TacoTheTaco: Eggs are also in the food stand, Taka! Ace3000: _okay, it is bacon. Good._ SemiZeroGravity: *gets Miso and rice* Ace3000: Mina: UnderMybrella: VinVin: *Nekomaru finally enters, lacking a shirt. A towel around his neck substitutes instead.* TacoTheTaco: VinVin: <>bacon> VinVin: TacoTheTaco: Mina: SemiZeroGravity: VinVin: Good morning, everyone! Adventureflame: _Aoi comes back from the kitchen, arms filled with trash food. She then proceeds to drop it all at the sight of Nekomaru's bulging muscles._ Mina: Mina: Ah, what a waste of food, Asahina VinVin: Jiggles: O-oh my Nekomaru! You seem to have forgotten your shirt! TacoTheTaco: Good nom-nom-nomming, coach! Did you take a morning shower? Adventureflame: Sorry! I'll clean it up later. VinVin: Forgotten!? I don't forget things, Sayaka! VinVin: I've only just finished my morning routine! Mina: Are you certain about that? SemiZeroGravity: Mina: VinVin: VinVin: doubleohjohn: *Mondo finds that he can't sleep due to all the extraneous noise. He gets up and goes to the kitchen to cook himself a manly steak* SemiZeroGravity: Adventureflame: Oh no, I forgot my morning pushups! Must've hit my head harder than I thought... Mina: ...And he misses the point. Splendid. VinVin: *Nekomaru turns to the food, and begins to fix something up.* *Damn, that's a lot of ~~dick~~ meat you've got there...* SemiZeroGravity: Have we fully mapped out this floor yet? Mina: VinVin: *Finally, he tops it with some chopped pineapples.* Adventureflame: VinVin: *There is no escape.* SemiZeroGravity: Or are there rooms that are unexplored? Ace3000: H-huh? TacoTheTaco: Ace3000: Nekomaru, where did you get those pineapples? UnderMybrella: TacoTheTaco: Ace3000: VinVin: Hm? They were just at the back of the fridge? UnderMybrella: VinVin: Hm? They were just at the back of the fridge. Ace3000: Oh SemiZeroGravity: TacoTheTaco: Adventureflame: Talking about that, which rooms have we explored? Apart from stumbling around a bit, I haven't seen much of the others... Ace3000: That's why I didn't see any Mina: <...But they were banned from the food supply??> VinVin: UnderMybrella: SemiZeroGravity: VinVin: <:^)> UnderMybrella: Mina: Jiggles: Hmm according to this e-handbook that weird bear gave us, we haven't visited some rooms. doubleohjohn: *Mondo is struck with inspiration and dices some pineapple to put on top of his manly steak* Mina: VinVin: Adventureflame: Jiggles: There's the AV room, the laundry room, the garbage room and some locked rooms we can't go into yet. SemiZeroGravity: < you never got milk tea celes> VinVin: Good to see you've taken my words to heart! Mina: < shit> Mina: < now i actually want some crap> VinVin: *With that, Nekomaru pushes some meat off his plate onto Mondo's.* Jiggles: VinVin: You still need a little bit more protein in your diet, though... Adventureflame: Hey bear, can you tell us about these locked rooms? Mina: doubleohjohn: Thanks, sensei. VinVin: Mina: VinVin: UnderMybrella: "Did somebody call me?" Adventureflame: Ace3000: Woah! VinVin: Ace3000: H-He just suddenly appeared! SemiZeroGravity: Where did you come from? VinVin: SemiZeroGravity: I don't recall you entering the room VinVin: Mina: <**NO**> TacoTheTaco: He's back?! VinVin: So the bear returns... UnderMybrella: "And where will I go?" "Who knows, it's all part of a bear's job" Adventureflame: Hey bear! I don't know how you got into this room so fast, but tell us about these locked rooms! Mina: I don't particularly recall us calling you... SemiZeroGravity: Mina: Adventureflame: Sorry, that would've been me. Probably a bad move, huh? doubleohjohn: UnderMybrella: "Could you possibly be referring to.. the storeroom?" "The place where I store all my... sacred... artefacts" "And maybe pineapples" "You guys can go there later, maybe" "If I get a sacrifice" VinVin: VinVin: A...sacrifice? Mina: Sacrifice, you say? SemiZeroGravity: UnderMybrella: VinVin: Well, I think we do have some mutton in the fridge... Adventureflame: Sacrifice? Mina: TacoTheTaco: Ehhhh? Do we need to sacrifice a virgin to a volcano god? Adventureflame: Ace3000: _Chihiro chokes on the coffee_ VinVin: Though I'm not exactly well versed in the Satanic Arts! VinVin: Perhaps Celestia is? SemiZeroGravity: Ha ha I am no virgin ha ha Ace3000: *cough cough* I... I'm fine Mina: Unfortunately for you, my talent is to gamble, not to summon some demon. Ace3000: UnderMybrella: Mina: Adventureflame: Bit too much info there, Ishimaru. D00zy1301: S-Sacrifice?! Do you really think we'd be crazy enough to do something like that? VinVin: Aren't you considered a demon among all you challenge, though? doubleohjohn: What is this bullshit? Mina: Are you instigating that you sacrifice *me*, then? VinVin: Demon of Liars was your title, wasn't it? UnderMybrella: "I'll gladly accept Celeste as a sacrifice" doubleohjohn: Oh holy crap there's the bear, again! Adventureflame: You really didn't notice yet? VinVin: No, I don't really see why we need to sacrifice if we already have a demon! doubleohjohn: I was eating, alright? Shit. TacoTheTaco: But we have no volcano to sacrifice for! Then what was it wooorth?? Mina: It's "**Queen of Liers**". Surely you can keep that information in your brain? VinVin: Mina: It's "**Queen of Liars**". Surely you can keep that information in your brain? Ace3000: Mina: doubleohjohn: Hey listen you damn bastard bear, NO ONE is killing ANYBODY. UnderMybrella: "Hey, Hey! I'm better than any volcano" "And you guys even get pineapples out of it too" Mina: SemiZeroGravity: UnderMybrella: "And who knows what other kind of rare artifacts are there too...?" doubleohjohn: VinVin: Ah, so Queen of Liars! Still, though, you do have the appearance of one well versed in dark arts... SemiZeroGravity: <👌👌👌> VinVin: Were you in the Occult Club at your last school? Mina: ...I was not. Please do not assume I am related to anything related to the occults SemiZeroGravity: Last school I was in me and the student council conducted a raid on the occult club Adventureflame: Hey, maybe talking about satanic arts near the 'Ultimate Moral Compass' isn't the best idea. Mina: UnderMybrella: -moral_compass Despair Miku: "YOU'RE MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL" - Lelouch Mina: VinVin: Then would you mind explaining your sense of fashion to me? If you weren't a member of the occult club, do you frequent Harajuku? Jiggles: UnderMybrella: SemiZeroGravity: We found them guilty of possessing drugs VinVin: Mina: Jiggles: Nekomaru, I do not think you are one to comment on other's fashion sense Mina: Jiggles: Considering you are wearing a towel for a shirt... Adventureflame: I thought we were just gonna ignore that... VinVin: This isn't fashion! This is the outcome of one's training! Mina: At least I am dressed appropriate, but you are rude to question a girl on her fashion taste... SemiZeroGravity: I have not looked below his face in fear of what may or may not wait for me Jiggles: Indeed, something like this is not welcome in a school enviroment! Jiggles: Or something like that.. UnderMybrella: "Hey, Nekomaru. Ever heard of a dress code?" "Although... I guess I could make an exception.. Just this once" "But this is your last warning!" doubleohjohn: Damn, Taka, I won't let you insult Sensei like that! VinVin: I have no intention of being rude! I simply request to know more of why you selected the Gothic Victorian sense of fashion over something like Sayaka's, or Aoi's! TacoTheTaco: No stealing catchphrases! VinVin: It does suit you, though... SemiZeroGravity: I see you are taking influence from the best of people maizono SemiZeroGravity: I am proud of you Mina: So she is... doubleohjohn: Hey bear, I don't think any of us is going to stoop so low as killing someone for pineapples or dark artifacts or some shit like that. UnderMybrella: "Why you... I never said they were *dark* artifacts" UnderMybrella: "Just relics from a long lost civilisation" VinVin: The Lemurians!? SemiZeroGravity: Like meji period Japan? Adventureflame: Let's be clear here. We're just not going to kill each other. VinVin: Agreed! There's no reason to! VinVin: Eventually, a means of escape will show itself! Ace3000: I couldn't even kill a mosquito Ace3000: I mean, he has a family UnderMybrella: "Ah, yes, still holding out to the idea of escape I see" "But how many of you are going to live for that" UnderMybrella: "Ah, yes, still holding out to the idea of escape I see" "But how many of you are going to live to see that" Mina: SemiZeroGravity: Only female mosquitos drink blood VinVin: VinVin: Mina: Mina: TacoTheTaco: Easy question, Monokuma! All of us, since we won't kill! Ace3000: Mina: UnderMybrella: Ace3000: Adventureflame: The lack of space to move around in is kinda worrying. I mean, apart from pushups, running down the hall gets really boring! SemiZeroGravity: Unless of course someone*cough* celes *cough* decides that one of us isn't work living with VinVin: Say, Monokuma, what exactly must we do to get up to the 2nd floor? Mina: Ace3000: I fear what the answer is VinVin: SemiZeroGravity: Ace3000: I don't want it to be true Adventureflame: Hey, don't bully Celestia! I thought you were all about showing off morals! VinVin: SemiZeroGravity: Unless of course someonecough celes cough decides that one of us isn't worth living with Ace3000: Please let it be time-based Mina: Adventureflame: doubleohjohn: I'm going to make this loud and clear for everyone in this fuckin' room. If you actually end up killing someone, I'm going to straight up kill you. VinVin: SemiZeroGravity: VinVin: Say, Celes, what was your last name, again? VinVin: Ludenburger? Jiggles: ... Ace3000: UnderMybrella: "The second floor? Why on earth would you want to go up there?" "There's only a pool up there, with training and changing rooms" "Nothing much" Adventureflame: Hey, that seems a bit counter-productive Mondo... Mina: Ludenburg. It's Ludenburg VinVin: So no er! Alright! Adventureflame: Hey, that seems a bit counterproductive Mondo... VinVin: I'll engrave it into my heart! Mina: VinVin: SemiZeroGravity: Adventureflame: Hey, did that bear just say there's a a pool hiding up there? How big is this building! SemiZeroGravity: Why is the pool on the second floor? UnderMybrella: